(more)Dead birds in AL fuel Bible Prophecies

[katty]

more:
http://www.examiner.com/cultural-oddities-in-national/dead-birds-alabama-and-california-fuel-more-bible-prophecy-queries


More birds are dead as 300 grackles fell out of the sky near Huntsville, Ala., and slammed into a rash of objects Thursday, Jan. 13.

According witnesses, drivers watched as birds fell dead and flew into trees, poles and cars.

The incidents continue to baffle scientists while theories such as secret government testing, unreported earthquake activity, magnetic field shifts and the Great Tribulation are being mulled.

Each theory has its merits, officials say.

Earthquakes have been recorded in record number near the New Madrid Zone and a number of experts say the Magnetic North Pole is shifting, disrupting flight and migration patterns of birds.

[arcane1]

1. "Each theory has its merits, officials say"...?

I had no idea the Great Tribulation was a valid theory...

[katty]

2. neither did I--apparently, every theory is in the pool!

[arcane1]

3. We'll teach them all

and let the birds make up their own minds ;)

[jody]

4. I like Gore's theory best. n/t

[katty]

5. indeed!

[elocs]

6. I've read the Bible, all of it, and I don't recall Alabama being mentioned there. n/t

[jody]

7. How misinformed you are! The correct translation of Eden is Alabama.

[xfundy]

12. Nice artwork. Yours?

Vargas fan, surely.

[HockeyMom]

8. Blame the Flying Spaghetti Monster

for knocking them out of the sky.

[Ozymanithrax]

9. Birds have caught Bee colony collapse disorder...

First bees, now birds.

This could be the end of the birds and the bees.

[GETPLANING]

10. Corexit

Personally, I think it's Corexit. But if that ever was proven, BP might as well declare bankruptcy. And we can't have that.

[valerief]

11. They're the canaries in the coal mine for us. nt

[enuegii]

13. It's either a sign of the Rapture or

a case of hit and run.
Feel free to pick whichever one seems more likely.