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locopolitico Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-10 06:28 PM
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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes
The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

"President Bush is everywhere talking about his book and he's being very candid. In one interview, he said that he used to do stupid things while he was drunk. But think about it, who among us hasn't had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq?" —David Letterman

"Bristol Palin has made it to the semi-finals of 'Dancing with the Stars.' I'm not saying she's going to win, but if there's one thing she's known for it's going all the way." —Jimmy Fallon

"The weirdest part of his memoir is that Bush says when he was a teenager, his mother showed him a fetus that she had miscarried that she kept in a jar. And his decision point there was to start drinking. ... Actually Bush says when she showed him the fetus in the jar, that's what made him so strongly against abortion — and for food labels." —Bill Maher

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http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2010/11/12/the-weeks-best-late-night-jokes-98.htm
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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-10 08:54 PM
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1. My wife thinks Dancing With The Stars is rigged
or that the teabaggers are going to make single teenage mom-turned anti-sex crusader Bristol win
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-10 11:13 PM
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2. Thanks for posting this. It is a highlight of my week.
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