The World is Ending Monday

[Stingo]

According to one right wing whack job Christian web site, the world is supposed to end on September 21, 2009. Stock up on the BBQ sauce, folks, this is going to be special!

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/09/20/the-world-is-ending-monday/

[MineralMan]

1. Is it The Rupture?

[Stingo]

3. Yes, ruptures without medical insurance

Lots of praying will occur, I'm sure.

[Demeter]

2. Oh, Good! I Need a Vacation

[Libertas1776]

4. ...

[chknltl]

5. Before or after Monday Night Football? nt

[Czar One]

25. Now THAT's what I'M wondering about!

I've got fifty bucks riding on the fins!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

6. Tomorrow?

Oh, now that changes everything.

I'd better shower tonight.

And, uh, make sure I have lots of ice..............

[Pharaoh]

8. yes and make sure

you have clean underwear on as my mom would say. I have no idea why that would matter!

[AusDem]

18. otherwise you spend an eternity in heaven or hell

with skidmarks

[Stingo]

13. I already had ice cream

Now thinking of staying up all night so I don't miss anything. It's like Satan Claus is coming, or something like that.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

21. Wait a minute ............

The season premiere of "House" is a two-hour show tomorrow, starting at 8 Eastern time.

Is the world going to end before that show comes on, because I was really looking forward to it?

Damn..........................

[Soylent Brice]

30. +1

been waitin' all damn summer for House.

stupid rapture.

[MineralMan]

7. Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down!

Hallelujah, bye and bye...
I'll fly away...

[Terry in Austin]

9. Oh shoot

We're getting the roof replaced Monday.

:shrug:

[NC_Nurse]

10. Great! I can sleep in...

[FLyellowdog]

11. What time? My library books are due Monday. n/t

[madamesilverspurs]

12. Tomorrow for sure, unless it's Tuesday,

or maybe Wednesday.

The link goes to a piece that is a couple of years old, refers to current pres Bush and upcoming election that will elect pres that will usher in destruction of the country, occasional '09 'updates' tossed in. Go on over and take a look, but wear sunglasses. I just grazed the page, but it looks as though it's part of the Obama=antichrist camp. Also (too? heh) all our woes are because of the UN, vaccinations, rock and roll AND country music, yada yada. Also salted with a couple of "pre-excuses" in case it all doesn't come crashing down on schedule.

And if it turns out that it IS all over, there's gonna be a whole lot of fundies who will be very disappointed to find out that God isn't the hateful and vindictive bigot they need Him to be. What a ride!

[bertman]

14. I'm going to camp out at my fundamentalist friend's house so I can watch him ascend

to the heavens.

O8)

[htuttle]

15. Dozens of cheap blow-up dolls? Check. Canister full of Helium? Check...

:evilgrin:

[bertman]

19. Now that would be RIGHTEOUS, htuttle.

:rofl: :rofl:

[juno jones]

16. Oh thank fucking God!

I'm sick of my job, my husband is unemployed, and the ninteen year old is almost too snotty to live with.

It'll be a great distraction.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

22. I know ...........

No reason to pay any bills now..

Spend it all tomorrow..................

[DCKit]

17. I call dibs on all their stuff.

http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

[Hugin]

20. I've already got my eyes on some new wheels.

and maybe a hot tub.

But, the rest is yours... Have at it, man. :evilgrin:

[glowing]

23. Good, God please take the idiots who are ruining it for the rest of us who don't

live in la la land. Thanks.

[mudplanet]

24. Ahhh! The true message of this web site. Send us money and we'll guaranteeee your place in Heavan

Go through a few pages of this shit and you find the real message: Send Us Your Money. The really funny part is - they'll give you money for a free vacation! And I thought that all the saved were going to disappear tomorrow.


Fill out the following form & click “Submit”:
* Email
* First Name
* Last Name
* Phone
* Address
* Address 2 or Country
* City
* State
* Zip
* Credit Card Type
* Credit Card #
* Card Expiration Date
* Sponsor's ID#
* = Required Field


(NOTE: Your sponsor’s ID# is found on the bottom of the business card. Also, enter “N/A” on the credit card information. If you do not know who your sponsor is, enter: “77777”)

HOW DOES THIS

SOUL WINNING SYSTEM

WORK?

After we have received your information (when you have filled out & submitted the form above), we will then E-mail you back your personalized SOUL WINNING ID#, a $100 travel certificate (that you can use on your next vacation), and a COMPLIMENTARY VACATION!

[Stingo]

27. It is always about money, not faith

there's your bottom line.

[DRoseDARs]

26. Eastern or Pacific time?

I never hear an answer to that. Odd...

[euphoria12leo]

28. This thread was posted on Sunday

I'm not prepared. I need a check list. Let's see, maybe some marijuana would help me cope with all
of this.


:crazy:

[dccrossman]

29. Amusing stuff

Someone should let them know that the rapture did come and go in Fall 2008, they just weren't included.

:evilgrin: