Jon & Kate & Adam & Steve

[Stingo]

Jon and Kate are seperated, bigger news than the election riots in Iran. Nobody has told the true story, that gay marriage is at fault, and that the Gosselin’s church failed them. They aren’t like the Southern Baptist Convention, which kicks out churches that aren’t sufficiently anti-gay. Fort Worth is protected, but not the Gosselins.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/06/24/jon-kate-adam-steve/

[nxylas]

1. That article takes an awfully long time to say absolutely nothing

Is it supposed to be funny or what?

[TrogL]

2. It's a shotgun parody

He's having a go at the media, the frenzy about Jon and Kate (who ARE these people anyway? Their names are on the cover of every magazine at the checkout but the only thing they seem to be famous for is being famous), Southern Baptists' outrage about gay marriage and its (complete lack of) effect on traditional marriage and a whole bunch of noisy, fundy churches and idiotic politicians.

[nxylas]

3. And a bad one at that

It doesn't connect the dots in any meaningful way, or contain any good jokes.