I am a conservative !

[MisterK]

I'm a Lying SOB that covers for war criminals. I torture and then brag about it and defend evil bastards like Dick Cheney

I also help Insurance industries screw people and let sick people die because of their outrageous rates and hidden fees that I am forced to pay or lose my coverage. I allow them to throw people off coverage if they get sick, despite them paying their preminums for 20 years prior.


I really love filth also. Dirty air, shit and syringes floating in rivers and oceans. Its all good to Conservatives. Just don't mention it because we have the polluters backs and we'll use the taxation excuse if you dare try to clean them up..


I pretend to be against unfair taxes but Ill always have my parties back when they adopt legislation that allow corporations to screw you blind with outrageous credit card rates, unbelievably corrupt health insurance tactics and big oil charging five bucks a gallon for gas. Its all good for Conservatives because we will bitch about a dollar in taxes but Ill rubberstamp outrageously high credit card fees .


Ill waste taxpayer dollars debating on what we will call Democrats while the economy crumbles under thethe past eight years of Bush trickle down economy.


I promise to never mention how we support wars so people like Dick Cheney and Halliburton can rape American taxpayers of billions ...forget about 450 dollar toilet seats Halliburton charges us. We want FREEDOM for america. (nevermind all those kids coming home in bodybags...)


Yes, Im a conservative who has been divorced 15 times, but Ill bitch about gay people who want to make a life together .


Im the supreme hypocrite, a propagandist who loves Fox news who has just destoyed Journalistic ethics.....but hey ...Im a conservative and rules and laws mean nothing to me.

[11 Bravo]

1. Welcome to DU!

That's one damned fine intro. K&R.

[MisterK]

2. Thank you

And I appreciate the fine welcome ..
:)

[tom_paine]

3. K & R & welcome to DU!

:toast: :hi:

:patriot:

[Soylent Brice]

4. you forgot,

"us poor conservatives will protest a tax hike for the rich, even though we're the ones getting the tax break, and with our religiously 'moral' inclination use a time-old reference of a sexual act to propagandize it"

welcome to DU

:hi:

[Hepburn]

5. Dead faint...

...an honest conservative. Never thought I would see this!

Well, fuck it all ~~ and welcome to the DU! :hi:

[Robbien]

6. All that and you are still a conservative?

Betcha you still believe (as all good conservative do) someday you will be one of the rich elite also.

[MisterK]

7. hehe

Actually Im about as Liberal as one can get...
I wrote that as a response to a neoconslobaturd article I had read earlier .It was titled something like "I wanna be a Liberal " and then it went into the common right wing talking points about Liberalism. Pure bunk....

Thanks for the welcome everyone...

[Name removed]

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[DerekJ]

9. "Now when I listen to Sean Hannity's theme song, "Let Freedom Ring," I get a little misty eyed".

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BR_Parkway]

10. I can haz taxcut?? Welcome to DU and thanks for the laugh

[Kleinflasche]

11. Waterboarding Conservatism Itself.

I find it rather sad that this crew of neocons have taken a legitimate and moral branch of American political thought, which had the authority to stand in the forum of ideas, and have so besmeared it with filth, lies and anti-American behavior so as to destroy its validity as a political approach. The lead poster is right, and regretfully so. I disagree with many of the concepts of the Conservatives; but there is no one left who can even rise to the level of Barry Goldwater in that rabble.