Gail Collins: Bristol Palin's New Gig

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But where were her parents? Her mom ought to know by now that the only way to protect your family from becoming tabloid fodder is to make it clear to the media that the kids are absolutely, totally off limits. You can’t put them on network TV one day and then complain the next when a reporter asks whether the baby’s other grandmother is still facing drug charges.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/07/opinion/07collins.html?_r=1&em

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1. Bristol Palin's abstinence show! next up:

Cooking with Jeffrey Dahmer, followed by Crisis Management by Michael Brown and George Bush, then an hour long special on Compassion & Empathy by Glenn Beck.

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2. followed by ethics reform by Tom DeLay

[Lasher]

3. Abs of Steel by Rush Limbaugh

And one, and two.