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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:05 PM
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Hey U.S., welcome to the Third World!
ROSA BROOKS
Dear United States, Welcome to the Third World!

It's not every day that a superpower makes a bid to transform itself into a Third World nation, and we here at the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund want to be among the first to welcome you to the community of states in desperate need of international economic assistance. As you spiral into a catastrophic financial meltdown, we are delighted to respond to your Treasury Department's request that we undertake a joint stability assessment of your financial sector. In these turbulent times, we can provide services ranging from subsidized loans to expert advisors willing to perform an emergency overhaul of your entire government.

As you know, some outside intervention in your economy is overdue. Last week -- even before Wall Street's latest collapse -- 13 former finance ministers convened at the University of Virginia and agreed that you must fix your "broken financial system." Australia's Peter Costello noted that lately you've been "exporting instability" in world markets, and Yashwant Sinha, former finance minister of India, concluded, "The time has come. The U.S. should accept some monitoring by the IMF."

We hope you won't feel embarrassed as we assess the stability of your economy and suggest needed changes. Remember, many other countries have been in your shoes. We've bailed out the economies of Argentina, Brazil, Indonesia and South Korea. But whether our work is in Sudan, Bangladesh or now the United States, our experts are committed to intervening in national economies with care and sensitivity.

We thus want to acknowledge the progress you have made in your evolution from economic superpower to economic basket case. Normally, such a process might take 100 years or more. With your oscillation between free-market extremism and nationalization of private companies, however, you have successfully achieved, in a few short years, many of the key hallmarks of Third World economies.

Your policies of irresponsible government deregulation in critical sectors allowed you to rapidly develop an energy crisis, a housing crisis, a credit crisis and a financial market crisis, all at once, and accompanied (and partly caused) by impressive levels of corruption and speculation. Meanwhile, those of your political leaders charged with oversight were either napping or in bed with corporate lobbyists.

more:
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-brooks18-2008sep18,0,7282720.column

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bananas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:06 PM
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1. Thanks!
I really appreciate such a warm welcome!
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:11 PM
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2. Enjoy electric lights and running water while you can.
They'll be a thing of the past soon enough.
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bananas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:57 PM
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4. I'm hoarding soap!
Edited on Thu Sep-18-08 12:57 PM by bananas
edit to add: :sarcasm:
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quidam56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:51 PM
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3. Third world Appalachia
Edited on Thu Sep-18-08 12:56 PM by quidam56
350 Million year old mountains are being blown to smithereens, the huge corporate profit machines are killing us and no one cares ! All is just fine as long as the profit machines are making a buck on our back ! www.wisecountyissues.com
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Waiting For Everyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:59 PM
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5. Yeah, world, and global trade took us there. Thanks a bunch, but

you profited from the party too. None of you are innocent. Get over yourselves.
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