Sarah Palin says…Let them eat Caribou!

[Ronnie Roach]

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Sarah Palin says…Let them eat Caribou!

I was unintentionally eavesdropping on some middle age white women sitting behind me in a restaurant in anywhere USA. It was the day after McCain selected Sarah Palin for his running mate. One asked her friend, did you hear about McCain’s selection? Her friend replied: Oh yes! That Governor from Alaska…what’s her name? Ahhhh…Sarah…Sarah Palin! That’s it! The silent friend chimes in, Sarah…isn’t that a Jewish name? The first women snap back, God, I hope not! I’m sure she’s a true American! I’m sure glad he didn’t choose that Joe Liber…. what’s his name? The 2nd woman says, she’s pretty, dresses smart and is thin! The 1st woman jokes, unlike some ladies I know! He! He! Ha! Ha! The 3rd woman remarks: It’s better than that Hillary witch! This time we got a real woman running for office! These are exciting times! Unquote. I wanted so much to turn around a yell at them however maturity won’t allow it. So I sat there eating potato stew burning a hole in my gut.
These right-wingers are new to the world of equal opportunity. Believe it or not, you must be qualified for the job you seek. Your gender or race or even sexual orientation will not get you the job. Marie Antoinette wouldn’t get a job in a bakery because she is a female. Her resume may say: let them eat cake but she never took a course in baking. For 5 decades now the right has been spinning this yarn that anybody of color can get a job because of their race, which we all know is a stinky dooty lie! Idi Amin couldn’t get a job working in a city dog kennel because of a quota system. So what makes Sarah Palin so special? She’s a woman don’t you know? She may think like a typical Republican male! She may be an oil company flunky but she’s a woman! If you don’t like her then you are a sexist misogynist! Sorry Cons! Not going to work! You guys and I mean guys, hate liberals so much that you think if use their tactics, “which not really their tactics” is going to be a successful campaign strategy? No, no, and a million times no!
Sarah Palin has a minor handicap, Her Voice! Besides being another reactionary slob, her vocal cords produces a chilling grating sound! Her voice alone is responsible for the malting ice caps of the North Pole. Her voice is every married mans nightmare. Take Poopsee for a walk now!!!!!!!!!! I can hear Al Bundy saying: Oh merciful God! Kill me now!!! Now compare Obama’s voice to hers. See what I mean? Palin’s candidacy is meaningless and forgettable. Does anybody remember Anita Bryant?

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[StopTheMadness]

1. Palin is insult to all women

McCain's choice of Palin was a slap in the face to all women. Like we'll all just ignore the fact she's an idiot, right wing wing nut and vote for her because she has a vagina?? It's like he was intentionally looking for the dumbest woman he could find. Well, I guess we shouldn't be surprised. He thinks all women are bimbos...just look at his life: first wife, underwear model. She is disfigured in car accident, he fools around on her with many women. he finally marries rodeo queen/cheerleader cindy. he fools around on her, too. cindy becomes drug addict, adds fake boobs, face lifts and botox to keep her man. but when he looks for a vp running mate, he decides that a former contestant in the miss alaska pageant is what the rest of us women will want to vote for. What a misogynist.

[StopTheMadness]

2. here's palin's pageant photo...gag me

[Ronnie Roach]

3. Sorry about the link....

Here is the correct one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp5Vun18Siw

[orleans]

4. did she have a tumor? what the hell is that bulge? n/t