Forget Charlie Crist as VP, McCain Poised to Go With Christ

[Don Davis]

http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=1915

[newmajority]

1. Jesus is a Liberal

Or at least that's my impression from reading His teachings.

[Hydra]

2. He is

It amuses me to no end that the RW uses Jesus as a get out of jail free card while not doing as he taught.

As the statement goes, "Who would Jesus bomb?"

[Virginia Dare]

3. He was also a radical and a terrorist..

I'm sure that's how the Roman's viewed it anyway...:shrug:

[newmajority]

4. "Jesus Was a Terrorist"

lyrics by Jello Biafra

Jesus was a terrorist
Enemy of the state
That's what the Romans labeled him
So he was put to death

He died for his beliefs
What's changed today?

Today bible-thumping cannibals
Reap money from his name
Buy cable networks & power
With old ladies' checks

If Jesus saw Pat Robertson
What do you think he'd say?

Tax-free they re-write our laws
And sick 'em on you
Women don't control their bodies
TV preachers do

Censor everything from bathing suits
To science books
From the schoolroom to the bedroom
They want our thoughts - or else

They treat us like the Romans
Used to treat the Christians
Even some churchgoing folks are scared

Modern catacombs of fear
Built with money, power and threats
Rock'n'roll is labeled porn
Sell a record, you're under arrest

Instead of fighting AIDS
They try to stop us having sex
They brag that they won't quit
Til they take dominion over our lives

Is freedom of speech such a terrorist act
Is spiritual peace such a satanic threat
Believe what you want
But we'll fight to keep
Out heads from being cemented in your sand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teYEgNTENHU

[Dr.Phool]

5. So is Lee Mercer officially out of the running?