http://www.aljazeerah.info/Opinion%20editorials/2004%20opinions/Feb/21%20o/Coming%20Soon%20The%20Dirtiest%20Show%20On%20Earth%20By%20John%20Chuckman.htmSome views on the US election system from abroad
By John Chuckman
Al-Jazeerah, Feb 21, 2004
Crowds cheering, bands marching, costumes glittering, high-wire stunts, and even animal acts (if the latest Bush stories about Kerry are to believed) - all these and more are coming this fall to America's local fairgrounds and national airwaves.
American elections are not noted for depth of content. Despite constant disparagement, sound-bites often are the only way to know what all the racket is about.
The candidates are typically such pasteboard-cutout figures...
The phoniness starts well before the conventions and actual campaigns. ....
One thing is different this year. I don't recall such a wealth of filth being released at so early a date in the run-up to a campaign. We're in for a hilarious season. By November, even the most jaded viewer should have had some good laughs.
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Bush operatives already are reported to be conducting a worldwide search for any former intern who may have had an affair with John Kerry. ....
Dick Cheney ordered the top-secret NSA to enter a salacious-word search into the supercomputers of its Echelon system that daily records and sorts through the world's telecommunications for clues to miscreants. ....
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