Top Ten List

[Deaner1971]

Hope this hasn't already been posted. If so, I apologize.

CBS's "Late Show with David Letterman":


Top Ten Good Things About Being Named George W. Bush, presented by a man from Ohio called George W. Bush:
10. - "Read my lips, I never pay taxes."
9. - "I receive a courtesy call whenever Cheney has a heart attack."
8. - "I always get the presidential suite at Motel 6 in downtown Cleveland."
7. - "After sex, my wife hums 'Hail to the Chief'."
6. - "Whenever I get bored, I call the Texas Department of Corrections and have them execute a guy."
5. - "Last week, I used an improperly addressed Halliburton contribution to buy myself a trampoline."
4. - "I've been cleaning up on Denny's 'presidents eat free' promotion."
3. - "Amusing late night phone calls from a drunk Tony Blair (news - web sites)."
2. - "People are pleasantly surprised that I'm not an idiot."
1. - "The president offered me ten grand for a copy of my military records."

[trotsky]

1. HAHAHA

Oh, #1 is to die for.

[bahrbearian]

2. I like # 2

[Bucky]

3. Unfortunately, you are literally correct

It is to die for, indeed. Too many, too many.