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SoFlaJet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:12 AM
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Larry David Nails It Here On The 3AM Ad
GREAT IDEA and SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true


On the Red Phone
Posted March 6, 2008 | 09:00 PM (EST)


Here's an idea for an Obama ad: a montage of Clinton's Sybillish personalities that have surfaced during the campaign with a solemn voiceover at the end saying, "Does anyone want this nut answering the phone?"

How is it that she became the one who's perceived as more equipped to answer that 3 a.m. call than the unflappable Obama? He, with the ice in his veins, who doesn't panic when he's losing or get too giddy when he's winning, who's as comfortable in his own skin as she's uncomfortable in hers. There have been times in this campaign when she seemed so unhinged that I worried she'd actually kill herself if she lost. Every day, she reminds me more and more of Adele H., who also had an obsession that drove her insane.

A few weeks ago, I started to feel sorry for her. Oh Christ, let her win already...Who cares...It's not worth it. There's not that much difference between them. She can have it. Anything to avoid watching her descend into madness. So I switched. I started rooting for her. It wasn't that hard. Compromise comes easy to me. I was on board.

And then I saw the ad.

I watched, transfixed, as she took the 3 a.m. call...and I was afraid...very afraid. Suddenly, I realized the last thing this country needs is that woman anywhere near a phone. I don't care if it's 3 a.m. or 10 p.m. or any other time. I don't want her talking to Putin, I don't want her talking to Kim Jong Il, I don't want her talking to my nephew. She needs a long rest. She needs to put on a sarong and some sun block and get away from things for a while, a nice beach somewhere -- somewhere far away, where there are...no phones.
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OHdem10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:14 AM
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1. Too bad Middle America does not agree.
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 02:35 PM
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11. If Middle America is defined as corporations & Wall Street.
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lisa58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:14 AM
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2. funny...
...and true.
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:15 AM
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3. Larry David has become a bitter divorced ol fart. I'm sure you
have much in common with him
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SoFlaJet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:26 AM
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9. you're SURE huh?
keep trying I'm a happily married man for a quarter of a century-to the SAME WOMAN-go figure
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:37 AM
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10. I was talking about the "ol fart" part. heh.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:16 AM
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4. DUPE
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:17 AM
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5. Funny, and correct too.
She has really shown her desperation. It's very unsettling.
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:18 AM
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6. Got a link? Thanks. (never mind, tx Meeg)
Edited on Fri Mar-07-08 11:19 AM by RUMMYisFROSTED
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:23 AM
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7. No prob, people should be good citizens check for duplicates ...
unlike some other posters, who shall remain nameless.
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progdonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-07-08 11:26 AM
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8. I wonder if that ad will end up her "Mission Accomplished"...
You know, something that's supposed to show what an awesome leader Bush/Clinton is, but ends up instead focusing in everyone's minds that this is not someone who should be in charge.

It seems like she's been so scripted and poll-driven her entire political career, that everything is sort of "theoretical," i.e. the actual execution of an ad or of a comment (such as her "change you can Xerox" that dropped like a brick in that debate) is not important since it should work. "Voters want to see a leader." ... "Okay, we'll show her as a leader." ... "Why are they laughing?"
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