How would Chris Matthews sound if he talked to men the way he talks to women?

[kskiska]

(snip)

To Rudy Giuliani: I love the smile. Guys, can we get a tighter shot of his face? Close in on the eyes. Oh, yeah. You're beautiful. You're a dreamboat. You're America's Mayor. I bet Judi took one look at those high beams, and, bam, you were in the sack. Am I right? Look at him! That's a 9-1-1 smile! Dial 9-1-1, somebody! I'm having a heart attack.

To Mitt Romney: Governor, I want to ask you a question, and I suspect that someone out there will fault me for this, but here goes: Do you know that you are absolutely delectable? I'm not just talking Mormon looks. You've got the Catholic look. You've got the Protestant look. After the show, can I have an article of your clothing?

(snip)

To John Edwards: Wow! The temperature just jumped 10 degrees in here, and I'm not talking about liberal fury. What am I saying? Who cares? Help! Senator, you could be a construction worker. That's how hot you are. You could lay pipe in my house, except my wife would be jealous. If you're president, don't invite us to the Lincoln Bedroom if you intend to get any sleep.

To Barack Obama: So, President Reagan—I mean, senator—how can I ask a question? Look at you. You're Denzel! You're Cuba! You're O.J.! Which could be a problem. But, hey, it's a problem I'd take. I'm supposed to ask a question? OK. How about Iraq? How about health care? How about dinner?

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[tularetom]

1. He'd probably talk like someone whose teeth had just been knocked out

[zbdent]

4. exactly what came to my mind ...

[TheCentepedeShoes]

7. Picturing that gave me

the best laugh of the day. Thanks:hi:

[Cleita]

2. Hey this was a guy who thought Katherine Harris was

very, very attractive. I guess the whore make-up did it for him. Maybe Rudy should do his show in drag and see what comments it elicits.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

3. I dunno, he does have quite a few man-crushes

Who could forget the way he gushed over Commander Codpiece's, uh, codpiece back in 2003? :puke:

[WistfulAssassin]

5. He's very disrespectful

Matthews does not show much class during interviews with females.

[Skittles]

8. and party affiliation makes no difference either

he's disgusting to repukes and Democratic females alike

[realFedUp]

6. If he worked in business...he'd be sued for sexual harassment.

Women are always an easier mark because they have been.

[Skittles]

9. not this woman

I broke the nose and teeth of a guy who tried to paw me at work (with a giant stapler).

[realFedUp]

10. I like the image

a few staples ought to take care of the matter.
I would love to see Matthews replaced by someone
like Bill Moyers, but I don't think cable pol shows
can afford someone who would tell them the truth.