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Room101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 02:15 PM
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The Onion(satire) Deficit Wracked Maryland calls it quits
http://www.theonion.com/onion3928/deficit_wracked_maryland.html
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mark0rama Donating Member (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-03 02:21 PM
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1. Heh heh heh...
"'I don't want what happened to Oregon to happen here,' said Jane Renski, a Maryland resident. 'We drove by the place a few years ago and it was totally abandoned - really eerie. The whole state was infested with raccoons.'"

The Onion's editorial staff used to be based in my hometown. I'll forgive them for moving to New York the day after Brooklyn forgives the Dodgers for moving to L.A.

They're still damn funny, though.
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