Cheney Is Recklessly "Bob"-ing Iraq and Iran

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| Bernard Weiner |

As regular readers know, much of my satirical writing walks the razor's edge of believability. I like to think of it as "scraping close to the bone," and am delighted when letter-writers ask whether my scenarios really happened or whether they are fictional.

But I find that as a satirist, it's getting more and more difficult to top reality. (Tom Lehrer had much the same feeling in the '70s: "Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.")

Suppose, for example, I told you that an increasing number of nations in the "coalition of the willing" are abandoning Bush's war in Iraq, most notably our one remaining major ally, Great Britain, and Cheney is viewing that development as evidence of the Administration's successful strategy. All this while the U.S. is "surging" more troops into Iraq because the situation is so dire there.

How could a satirist possibly top that one?

THE ABSURD AS POLICY

In this and other matters, Dick Cheney is more and more resembling "Baghdad Bob." Do you remember that guy? He was the Iraq Information Minister (Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf) who was the official spokesman for the Saddam Hussein regime in its last days. "Baghdad Bob" was the ultimate absurdist spin-doctor who would put the best face on the worst possible news happening to his regime.

The foreign reporters hovering around him would burst out laughing when he'd unravel another whopper about how well the Iraqi troops were doing in fending off the American invading force.

His ultimate performance, as I recall, took place on a Baghdad street when, surrounded by the foreign press shouting questions at him, he denied that the Americans were anywhere near Baghdad. ("There are no troops there. Never. ... There is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad." ) Behind him, one could see the U.S. tanks rumbling by.

One could giggle at his lies because we all knew that he didn't believe what he was saying. He was spouting such nonsense because if he didn't toe Saddam's line, he'd be executed in a second. Besides, he had no power to affect events.

But Cheney has no such excuses: Along with Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz, Cheney is largely responsible for the policy that took the U.S. to war in Iraq, a policy based on outright lies, distortions, deceit. Cheney is the major progenitor of the war's current escalation of sending 21,000 more troops into Iraq because the situation is getting even more desperate throughout the country. (This escalation comes nearly two years after Cheney, always consistent in his wrong-headedness, declared that the Iraq insurgency was "in its last throes." Baghdad Bob-ing again.)

"SIGNS OF PROGRESS"

Yet, here is Tony Blair announcing the beginning of the end of British involvement in Iraq, by withdrawing one-third of its expeditionary forces, and Cheney is claiming that as a "sign of progress" for the Bush Administration's approach.

Lest you think I'm making this up for satirical effect, let's quote more of what Cheney said about the Brits pulling out of Basra in that interview with ABC's Jonathan Karl: "Well, I look at it and see it is actually an affirmation that there are parts of Iraq where things are going pretty well."

Professor Juan Cole, who actually knows the territory, had a more realistic take:

"This is a rout, there should be no mistake. The fractious Shiite militias and tribes of Iraq's South have made it impossible for the British to stay. They already left Sadr-controlled Maysan province, as well as sleepy Muthanna. They moved the British consulate to the airport because they couldn't protect it in Basra. They are taking mortar and rocket fire at their bases every night. Raiding militia HQs has not resulted in any permanent change in the situation.

"Blair is not leaving Basra because the British mission has been accomplished. He is leaving because he has concluded that it cannot be, and that if he tries any further it will completely sink the Labor Party, perhaps for decades to come."

Also this from Kim Murphy in the Los Angeles Times: "Britain's decision to pull 1600 troops out of Iraq by spring, touted by U.S. and British leaders as a turning point in Iraqi sovereignty, was widely seen Wednesday as a telling admission that the British military could no longer sustain simultaneous wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. The British military is approaching 'operational failure,' former U.K. defense staff chief Charles Guthrie warned this week."

Blair can accept the reality in the region, CheneyBush can't. And the Republican Party will pay the price in 2008 for their leaders' unwillingness to see and deal with the disaster in front of their faces.

COMFORT FOOD FOR THE MIND

The Cheney-as-Baghdad-Bob meme would be funny except that several hundred-thousand human beings, American and Iraqi civilians, have died and been maimed as a result of the Bush Administration's consistent slide into delusion, and more are being slaughtered and wounded every day.

Reality to CheneyBush and the rest of the Bunker Boys is unfamiliar territory. A scary enemy. It's much more comforting for them to rest in their bubble world of self-delusion, where just one more offensive, another infusion of troops, another tweaking of the military leadership, will snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

We watched this same fantasized "turning-the-corner" scenario unfold innumerable times in the Vietnam War as well; eventually, the U.S. "surged" 500,000 troops U.S. into that quagmire, only to bring them out in humiliation several years later.

So when anti-war Democrats and moderate Republicans analyze their options to get America's troops out of Iraq and to prevent the Bush Administration from expanding the war beyond the borders of Iraq and Afghanistan into Iran, it's clear that extraordinary action is required lest the madness take us all into a moral and warmaking maelstrom from which there is no conceivable exit.

DISSENT AT NEW LEVEL OF URGENCY

That means thinking the unthinkable for many in opposition: cutting off funding for the war effort, introducing articles of impeachment in the House, initiating massive civil disobedience, avoiding '08 candidates who dance around what needs to be done in Iraq rather than actually taking steps to do it, and building support for Pentagon military brass who resign in protest (or for troops like Lieutenant Watada who refuse to participate in illegal, immoral wars), etc.

Normally, the political system in Washington would correct itself slowly over time, but that system appears to be so corrupted and frightened and confused that it will take a popular tsunami of desperate anger to get the politicians to move and do the right thing. Besides, time is not on our side this time.

That's where you and I come in. We must not merely march and write letters and sign petitions and give money, as important and necessary as those acts are. But we must also get our hands dirty in the political trenches: run for office, volunteer to help good candidates, visit the offices of our elected representatives and senators and refuse to leave until they hear us out. We must initiate creative acts of civil disobedience that time and time again will get the word out that we love our country and will no longer tolerate its destruction and desecration from within and its reckless imperial adventuring abroad.

We really don't have a lot of time to play with here. Iraq, already a charnel house of sectarian slaughter, most assuredly will get even worse (even with many of the Sadrist forces having gone to ground until the Americans leave) into a full-scale civil-war bloodbath. A reinvigorated Taliban/Al Qaida alliance is expected to launch its Spring offensive shortly in Afghanistan, with the U.S. and NATO forces trying to counter by pre-emptively attacking their bases.

THE COMING ATTACK ON IRAN

And, most ominously, as many have reported, Israel and the United States, either together or separately, are preparing to attack Iran's nuclear and military facilities, in order to set back that nation's technological and strike capacities for at least a decade or more. This attack could well come within the next six weeks or so. See here, here, here, and here.

I suppose it's possible that the U.S. and Israel are playing a giant game of "chicken" with Iran, trying to scare them into backing off their missile and nuclear development programs, but the evidence points to an operational run-up to a new war, using pretty much the same rollout template from 2003 Iraq. All the U.S. needs is a triggering incident, and if the Bush Administration can't find one that Congress can believe, they will, as they did in Iraq, invent one.

Even though the limited intelligence being used by the Bush Administration to con Americans into supporting an attack on Iran is "thin," to say the least, Iran's recent launch of a powerful missile into space and thumbing its nose at U.N. demands concerning its nuclear program are like waving a red flag in a bull's face and don't help relieve the tension between Iran and the U.S. All it will take is one miscalculation in Tehran or Washington and the region will be swamped in blood.

In short, all hell is about to break loose on the military front in the greater Middle East/South Asia region, with the U.S. being right in the middle of it. The Pentagon leaders know it and want no part of it, apparently from Secretary Gates on down through the Joint Chiefs of Staff. It was reported over the weekend that at least five generals and several admirals will resign if Bush decides to bomb Iran. Our allies know the reality of what's happening and warn against U.S. policy; Tony Blair, for instance, has expressed his serious reservations about the U.S. plan to attack Iran.

Now it's time for us American citizens to say it and say it loudly: This CheneyBush policy is absolute madness and must be stopped in its tracks.

We voters thought we sent a clear, decisive message to CheneyBush in the November midterm election -- to get our troops out of there and tamp down the imperial adventurism -- but they chose not to listen. So we have our work cut out for us, to be sure.

A mass-based popular intervention may be the only thing that will save our country. Let's roll up our oppositional sleeves and get to it.

-- BW

[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. K&R

[unhappycamper]

2. Here's the first of many recs.

That's where you and I come in. We must not merely march and write letters and sign petitions and give money, as important and necessary as those acts are. But we must also get our hands dirty in the political trenches: run for office, volunteer to help good candidates, visit the offices of our elected representatives and senators and refuse to leave until they hear us out. We must initiate creative acts of civil disobedience that time and time again will get the word out that we love our country and will no longer tolerate its destruction and desecration from within and its reckless imperial adventuring abroad.


Rep. Markey met with the people occupying his office last week. One of his comments was that things won't change until a million people hit the streets in many cities around the country. We must get our hands dirty, indeed.

[Demeter]

3. We Tried That in 2003

Perhaps we should be calling for Impeachment, not Peace....

[Gryphons Eyre]

4. great commentary

Such discussion is happening at a fevered level all over this nation. Unfortunately those that can really shut this down cold are practicing what they do best; posturing and politically positioning themselves to avoid the inevitable fallout when all this comes crashing down.

Allow me to add some commentary of my own from the thread "Bush pulling the trigger on Iran".

Bush's war in Iraq is a disaster. One of the few ways Bush feels he may still be able to salvage his presidency is to expand the war into a regional conflict. He also feels this is "holy war", his destiny as is the destiny of this generation of Americans, and the will of God.

The new strategy for Iraq which will fail because it is just like the old strategy but with more people dying will need to be explained to the American people as to why it failed. The reason given of course is that Iran was and is supporting terrorism by supporting the insurgency in Iraq as it is exporting terrorism to the entire region and must be confronted militarily.

The immediate results will be war throughout the region from Iraq through Iran, Afghanistan, and most likely Pakistan. This conflict will most likely expand into Syria, Lebanon, Jordon, and perhaps even Saudi Arabia, Egypt and along the border into Turkey. This would result in disruption of energy supply and the list goes on and on AND on.

I am at the point now that I believe war with Iran is imminent and in the very near future unless there is an overwhelming response by the American people and congress acts immediately to shut it down before it happens...

...When Cheney says no one has any better plan for what to do in Iraq I have an unequivocal response; that is an utter lie.
When Bush and company start waving the nuclear weapons banner around my response is that it is his own stance of preemption, non participation and disregard for non-proliferation and disarmament treaties which has endangered us and brought us to where we are today. If you wish to anguish over a nuclear armed Iran where were you when the IAEA warned of 20 or 30 nations on the fast track now toward nuclear weapons.

A short critic of George W. Bush that explains why reason or facts on the ground won't matter to him.

Bush doesn't bluff; he struts. Bush is a strong traditionalists authoritarian. Add in there dry drunk with a strong dash of fascism nurtured by a patriarchal monotheistic willing host society; privileged early life with accompanying lack of accountability, under achievement, and substance abuse turned into born again redemption through the completion of great works; you get George W. Bush. Bush has always projected what reality is and then set out to support his view with facts rather then the other way around. Bush doesn't bluff; he lies; quite to the contrary his intension's have been quite transparent to me and any number of other people who have eyes to see. Though both lying and bluffing involve obscuring the truth I guess the important distinction here is who is he trying to hide the truth from. In addition, as Molly isn't here to say it herself, "if he was any dumber his staff would have to water him twice a week."

All said this requires action; many are sounding the alarm and sounding the battle cry. Unfortunately many in America are still sleeping; will always leave it for someone else to do; and look back in regret that something wasn't done, that is if they even understand the tragedy to begin with.

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