BODY LANGUAGE EXPERTS: BUSH WAS HOSTAGE IN ‘SURGE’ SPEECH

[Don Davis]

After days spent trying to decipher Bush’s lethargic demeanor and “hostage-look” in his nationally televised “surge” address, body language experts have now reached a consensus: that Bush was indeed a hostage.

“How else do you explain a policy that was utterly idiotic, even for Bush,” one expert explained. “Besides, who but al-Qaeda or the Iranians would benefit from putting more U.S. troops in the cross-hairs of radical Islamists, so Bush must’ve been their captive.”

The “hostage explanation” seems to have been further confirmed by a close-up of Bush, standing in a library, where the background revealed a volume of Everything You Wanted to Know About Jihad* But Were Afraid to Ask.

Not all so-called experts, however, have bought into this hostage theory. Clint Van Zandt, a former FBI profiler, whose own profile can now be seen 24 hours a day on MSNBC, contends that Bush is actually a child molester, and had the look of someone who was caught with his pants down in the kitchen by Dateline’s Stone Phillips.

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[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. Everything You Wanted to Know about Jihad*

Thanks for the laugh!

[DemReadingDU]

2. Too funny!

chuckle for the day, thanks!

[JohnnyLib2]

3. Damn, I just KNEW Cheney would take over!

Thanks for the great start to my morning.

[hippiechick]

4. Would be funny if it wasn't so close to true ...

... where was the "leaning on the podium yuk-yuk swaggerin' and drawlin' George" that we've all come to know and despise?

This version probably had plenty lithium coursing through those shriveled up veins.
He looked like his own Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum exhibit.

[whistle]

5. I was relieved to see this is satire because there is no way that George Dubya

...is a hostage to all which he has done or supported since taking his role as president. Dubya is responsible and must be held accountable

[LiberalFighter]

6. Bush hostage? No way would he let anyone take him hostage.

He would go fighting and screaming that he is the president. He would threaten them for challenging his authority.