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Based on his comments following his Primary defeat by Ned Lamont, and the latest terrorist arrests in Great Britain, Senator Joseph Lieberman has been booked for indecent public behavior, identity theft of a Neo-Con, and political cross-dressing.
Lieberman was unceremoniously taken into custody on the Sabbath by Connecticut state troopers — where he was found worshipping a golden idol of Paul Wolfowitz — based on the following comments he had made just a day earlier:
“If we just pick up like Ned Lamont wants us to do, get out by a date certain, it will be taken as a tremendous victory by the same people who wanted to blow up these planes in this plot hatched in England. It will strengthen them and they will strike again.”
A search of Lieberman’s home at the time of his arrest revealed an array of exotic sex toys, including an oil-lubed plastic Bush, a Cheney of anal beads, and a dildo featuring the head of Karl Rove.
Moreover, a strip-search of Lieberman during his booking revealed that he was wearing a thong with a picture of Donald Rumsfeld, and the inscription: “You go with the political party that will cynically exploit you, not the party whose Primary you just lost.”
There is also speculation that Lieberman may not be merely a cross-dresser, but an actual political transvestite, based on the fact that he is clearly a whore with a pair of balls.
Democratic Leaders said that they were not completely shocked by the revelations, but they did urge Lieberman to drop out of the race, in order to avoid being a “drag queen” on the Democrats’ chances of recapturing the Senate.
Lieberman’s attorney could not be reached for comment, although it is widely expected that the junior Senator from the Nutmeg State will rely on the defense of In-Hannity.
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