HOMELAND 'OFF-ENSE'

[Don Davis]

How we allocate funds

For Homeland Defense

Plainly defies

All common sense

Since backwater towns

That raise cattle and pork

Get more per capita

Than D.C. or New York



So city slickers shouldn't cry in their milk

Protecting the food supply is no easy task

But do we really need

Hazmat suits for pigs

And each cow with their own gas mask?





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A "MODEST PROPOSAL" TO PREVENT TERRORISM:

Now, nobody asked my opinion, but what do Islamic terrorists fear more than anything else? What is their "Kryptonite"? You guessed it, Menstrual Blood:

What do we need to protect

Our large cities and towns

As well as our farms and our fields?:

A coast to coast carpet, consisting of

Soiled sanitary napkins and used panty shields



Now that's what you call thinking "out of the box," or is it "in the box?"

[Demeter]

1. Makes As Much Sense As Anything Else, These 6 Years Past

[Turbineguy]

2. For what we've spent

on DHS and war we could have given every "I hate America" screaming towelhead (I use that term in defference to any freeper trolls who might be lurking) a million dollars.