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:shrug: My friend Bernie says he's never seen the world in such chaotic, snarled disorder. "I've been around the block a couple of times," he said, shaking his head sadly. "I've seen the elephant and heard the owl. And -- like they say down in Texas -- "things around here are sure in one mell of a hess..."
Bernie says it's our fault. He says we shouldn't have allowed this gaggle of ghouls to fool us so many times. Shame on us. Sooner or later we're gonna have to shoulder part of the blame for Dubbie doin' it too close to the house and tracking it in on the rug. After all, even though we didn't hire him to be president, we're stuck with him. He works for us. We pay his salary, and he's accountable to us for his job performance. Like they say in Texas, he needs to shape the hell up--or ship the hell out...
It's been hard to get a grip on Dub's square-peg words and his round-hole actions. They just don't fit. Maybe it's because words don't mean the same thing to Dubbie that they do to the rest of the world.
Take his massive tax cut for his rich campaign donors. The first time around it was just a plain ol' tax cut. The second time around, it met a bit of resistance, so he put the word out to "unnamed high ranking officials" who put the word out to the media who obediently put the word out to the people that the cut was really an "economic stimulus package." Then he hit the hustings with the same old tax cut, which had seamlessly morphed into a "jobs creation and growth" plan.
G.C. Lichtenberg, a German physicist in the 1700s, once said, "The most dangerous of all falsehoods is a slightly distorted truth." Sounds good, but it's obvious Lichtenberg never ran across anybody as rhetorically square-pegged and round-holed as our Geedubya.
Consider all the children that Dub swore he would never leave behind. Medicaid is the fundamental health safety net for one-fifth of all children in this country, for two-thirds of all nursing home residents, and for low-income citizens and disabled Americans.
So Dubya has this bright idea to give the states "power" to run the program (nudge, wink), while refusing to "pour" any more money into it (oopsie!), and -- just for good measure -- cutting state-funds for social services. Yep, like they say down in Texas, Dubbie's howling like a "kyotee" while looking at the kids and the old folks in his rear-view mirror...
But Bernie says in a strange and twisted way, Dubya's been up front with us from day one. "Sure he lies," Bernie said, "--but even when he does tell us what he's gonna do, we don't understand what he's saying -- at least not until it's too late to do anything about it.
"Remember Bob Woodward's book -- Bush at War? Dubya told Woodward,'I will seize the opportunity to achieve big goals.' Now--" Bernie said, grinning, "that made us all proud, didn't it? How were we to know he saw the opportunity of 9-11 as the mother of all goals to seize control of the entire planet?"
How, indeed...Until 9-11, we swirled at cyclonic speed in some cartoonish video game with a swashbuckling studmeister hero and his crusty, bumbling, over-the-hill warmonger gang -- all absurdly and hilariously entertaining. We stood around, gawking like dumbfounded Texas rednecks as Dubya shredded protocols and treaties, pillaged and raped the environment and waved grimly at the rest of the world.
Too bad more of us didn't notice until too late that -- like they say down in Texas -- he was waving at us one finger at a time...
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