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Seeing as the Supreme Court said it was a-okay to build commercial ventures and force people to move from their homes, I thought we ought to develop an amusement park over their homes in their honor.
The name of the park is the "Supreme Amusement Court"...
Roller Coasters: "Capital Punishment" and "Judgement Day"
Log Ride: "Row versus Wade"
A free fall ride called "Descending Opinion"...
vertically Spin ya upside-down ride called: "Balance of Powers"
Horizontal spinner that makes ya puke called: "Lawyers Bill"
Swing rides called: "Hung Jury" or "Swing Vote"
Entertainment for the kids: A dancing dragon named Antonin Scale-yuh and a spactcular water fountain called Billy's Rainquest
Cafeteria: "The Judicial Brunch": Serving Gin's Burgers, Warren's vegetarian Burgers, and Breyer's Ice Cream, a chocolate cake called "Justice is served".
Sound appealing so far?
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