Democrats Killed Christ

[underpants]

For some reason I can't copy and paste the text.

http://www.mightymiddle.com/index.php?/archives/60-Democrats-Killed-Christ.html#extended

[cdb]

1. Very funny!

Except that there will always be a faction that believes every word of it...

[Kikosexy2]

2. Okay, I'll bite...

Republicans killed the Pope (and Sister Sarah).

[elehhhhna]

3. C & P here in all it's disgusting revoltingness:

Friday, April 15. 2005
Democrats Killed Christ

I don't think it's enough just to point out, as Senator Bill Frist is preparing to do, that Democrats hate Jesus. I think we all know that Democrats hate Jesus: that's a given. I think what we have to make clear is that Democrats particpate in black masses where they drink the blood of Christian children. That's what we have to get the GOP to reveal publicly. The Mainstream Media doesn't want you know: tune in to Fox.

Democrats are not just political opponents, they are evil. And what does the Bible have to say about evil? Well, I'll be damned if I know. But I'm pretty sure it's against it, and if the Bible condemns Democrats, as I think we all know it does, then what choice do we have but to actively hunt down and exterminate Democrats?

Some have said -- and you know that "some" are always reliable -- that Democrats steal the Host and use it in their granola. Others have suggested -- and again, "others" only suggest the truth -- that Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy and Al Franken strip naked, and dance through the woods smeared with the blood of aborted fetuses to please their dark Lord Satan. Why Satan would enjoy seeing those three cavorting naked remains a mystery. But I think it demonstrates just how perverted Democrats are that they would worship a Fallen Angel who encourages Ted Kennedy to take off his clothes.

What can the faithful do? First, they can send money to the Tom DeLay legal defense fund. Second, they can support Bill Frist for president. And third, if each member of the Religious Right would simply kill one devil-worshipping, Jesus-hating, Host-Granolifying liberal Democrat, I'm pretty sure Jesus would be pleased. Pretty sure of that. Evil cannot be tolerated, Democrats are evil, therefore Democrats cannot be tolerated. It's simple logic, people.


IS this a joke?

[elehhhhna]

4. It is a parody. See their home page & other articles. Phew!

Ya had me goin' there for a minute, UPants!

[enki23]

5. i used to eat the little wafers...

my best friend was a pastor's kid. we ate the wafers sometimes, when we were mucking about in the church and got hungry. drank the wine a couple times too, though not much of it. just a couple swigs to wash down the wafers. then it was back up the ladder to the bell tower, where we kept the stash of old nudie magazines.

so, hey. they're partly right. i stole the host. never cavorted naked, or had anything to do with blood though. but we brought nudity into the church, at least the glossy two-dimensional kind. anyway, i'm sure i'm condemned to hell for eating the body of christ in an inappropriate manner. it was ritual cannibalism, only without the ritual. or the cannibalism. that's where the evil part comes in...

[Kikosexy2]

7. I've always...

believed and still do, when politics and religion are mixed--it is the work of evil--of Satan. And no one mixes it all so well than the Repubes--they are simply EVIL to the core!!

[kliljedahl]

6. Funny piece

A few misspellings and grammatical errors would make it seem more authentic though.


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