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kypper Donating Member (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 01:49 PM
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Jon Stewart for President
"The American constitution pre-sently forbids anyone born outside the US from becoming president, but it is readying itself for a facelift. Amending the constitution may require approval by two-thirds majorities in both the House and the Senate as well as by three-quarters of the states, but Americans have just strengthened the Republican majorities in both houses of Congress, and most state governments are red. The President’s support is also likely: when the going got tough this fall, Arnie stumped for Dubya in crucial swing states like Ohio. Since 1868, twelve attempts to remove the restriction on foreign-born presidents have failed, but thirteen may be the Republicans’ lucky number.

Democrats know this, and are scared. Twelve, possibly even sixteen, years of Republican rule would render America unrecognizable to them.

This is why Stewart is the Democratic Party’s best bet. The Terminator’s entrance into the national political arena will be the ultimate act of spin, suggesting that America has become a movie about itself. And not a good movie, either. If you thought tarnishing John Kerry’s Purple Heart and selling President Bush as a down-home second coming was bad, just wait. Should the country descend further into debt, civil strife and a costly Middle Eastern morass, Republican strategist Karl Rove could easily tap into voter anxiety by selling a mythic Arnie.

Consider what Rove could do with Collateral Damage, a film that features the Governor chasing down terrorists and getting revenge. It’s the ultimate electoral fantasy. Since Arnie is a centrist, it won’t just be Bible-thumpers voting for him in 2008—it’ll be Democrats too. Spin, having decisively defeated reality, will rule.

Jon Stewart is the antidote, the anti-spin."

See the article

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Would that ever be sweet...
apologies if this' a dupe.
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TexasLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 04:34 PM
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1. I absolutely worship Jon Stewart
He can be president, but he STILL has to do his show every night.
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kypper Donating Member (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-04-05 10:34 PM
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2. Sacrifices
I'd be willing to lose his show for an amazing president who changed the face of politics.
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 12:11 PM
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3. John Stewart for President, where is my bumper sticker?
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 02:23 PM
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4. Not President, but Secretary of Humor
I don't want to see Jon Stewart as President. Not that I don't think he'd make a good one, but he'd be far more effective as Secretary of Humor. How to lighten up the bullshit in politics.
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kypper Donating Member (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-05-05 02:31 PM
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5. Secretaries have no power...
I'd love to see him unleashed in the position of supreme power (i.e. nobody to shut him up).
I'd also like to see a president who watches the news
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DemDogs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-05 09:08 AM
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6. Arnold won't win Bible vote
These centrist Rs are the best thing that could happen to us, because they will likely bring out a thrid party real right wing candidate. No way the Bible belt votes for Arnold.
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bunkerbuster1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-06-05 02:21 PM
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7. Our black ops people should be backing just such a 3rd party candidate
Edited on Sun Feb-06-05 02:21 PM by bunkerbuster1
for this possibility.

Hey, I can pretend to be a pious evangelical Proddy-dude, so long as I know for sure I'm going to lose!
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