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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:19 PM Original message |
Woman arrested carrying 266 dead parrots |
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Greyskye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
1. No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! |
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mr_hat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:27 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. 'E's 'aving a kip after an extended squawk. |
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
3. Stone Cold Dead, I tell you |
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OneBlueSky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:29 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. 'e's not dead . . . e's just pining . . . :) n/t |
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no_hypocrisy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
4. It's not dead. It's pining for the Fjords. |
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mopinko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:33 PM Response to Reply #4 |
45. 'e's not pinin' |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
5. 'E's nawt dead, 'e's just restin'. |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 06:01 PM Response to Reply #5 |
92. Yup. |
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daleo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
7. And John Cleese could come up with a different synonym |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
8. Your parrots have expired. |
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nodehopper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
9. I can't believe you people think it's funny. What the hell is wrong w/you |
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CBHagman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:35 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. There are thousands of people who would think of Monty Python... |
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Shadder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:39 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. No, we cannot |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:46 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. "the minute"?? (sheesh) THE NANOSECOND! |
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utopian (815 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 06:07 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. I foolishly thought I'd be the first to make a Python Joke |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 07:48 PM Response to Reply #14 |
33. You think you're bad? I just posted on the "I'm a redneck" thread |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 11:23 PM Response to Reply #33 |
54. I LOVE the Lumberjack song. |
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loudsue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 11:29 AM Response to Reply #14 |
73. ('Cause I KNOW there're many DUers even sicker than me.) |
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Shadder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 12:52 PM Response to Reply #73 |
77. I think I'd qualify. |
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Nihil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-20-04 03:42 AM Response to Reply #77 |
93. Thank God someone else did! |
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0rganism (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 06:24 PM Response to Reply #10 |
20. I'm actually surprised anyone would think of anything else at first |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 06:33 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. 99.99% agreed (0.01% reserved on principle) |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:42 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Ahhh... 'tis sad you've not been Monty Python'd |
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Cassandra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 11:19 PM Response to Reply #13 |
52. They didn't come for an argument |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 11:25 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. We don't have that kind of thread. |
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Cassandra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 11:42 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. Yes, this thread has been very clean... |
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Shadder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 05:47 AM Response to Reply #52 |
66. Happy to be of service... |
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Cassandra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 09:57 AM Response to Reply #66 |
71. Thank you |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 01:19 PM Response to Reply #66 |
82. <giggle> "It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question ... |
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RUMMYisFROSTED (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 08:09 AM Response to Reply #13 |
67. Imho, the Argument Clinic is hands-down the funniest thing Python |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 01:31 PM Response to Reply #67 |
86. Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! |
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Scairp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 06:33 PM Response to Reply #9 |
23. Seriously |
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mike1963 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 08:16 PM Response to Reply #23 |
34. You are of course exactly right, but when horrors of this magnitude appear |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:17 PM Response to Reply #23 |
37. You need to get a grip. The commentary is nothing but a spin-off... |
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DoNotRefill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:27 PM Response to Reply #23 |
44. Ummm...they were embalmed... |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:41 PM Response to Reply #44 |
47. Only if they were also going to be... |
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oasis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 07:08 PM Response to Reply #9 |
26. To understand, you'll need a slight shift in parrotdigms. |
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nodehopper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:23 PM Response to Reply #26 |
41. I get the reference. I just don't think it's funny these birds |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 01:27 PM Response to Reply #41 |
85. I'll bet you don't even have a favorite color. |
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Beaker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 08:25 PM Response to Reply #9 |
35. were any of them Norwegian Blues? |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:13 PM Response to Reply #9 |
36. What the hell is wrong with YOU? Lose your funny-bone somewhere... |
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nodehopper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:22 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. Yes, it's hilarious when birds die horrible deaths. |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:44 PM Response to Reply #40 |
48. How do you know they were "killed in painful and awful ways"?.... |
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nodehopper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 11:32 PM Response to Reply #48 |
56. chances are |
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trogdor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 08:23 AM Response to Reply #48 |
68. Now, don't get me started with the Sir Robin song. |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 01:21 PM Response to Reply #68 |
83. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. |
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Shadder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
11. These are ex-parrots |
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peterh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:48 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. ........ |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:19 PM Response to Reply #11 |
38. Bwahahahahahahaha....snort..snort!! |
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KoKo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
16. It's amazing what one had to do to make money, today. Dead Parrots? |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 06:00 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. I think I've been on busses and planes with such women! |
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Thor_MN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 07:35 PM Response to Reply #17 |
30. African or European? |
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GregW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
19. Those parrots wouldn't VOOM if you put 4 million volts through 'em! |
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The Stranger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
21. Are these types of parrots endangered? |
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 06:45 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Free clue: This is black humor |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 07:35 PM Response to Reply #24 |
31. But didn't "Dr. Strangelove" show that nuclear annihilation was funny? |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:26 PM Response to Reply #31 |
43. The one major memory I have of "Dr. Strangelove" is... |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:21 PM Response to Reply #24 |
39. Good lord...why do you feel compelled to explain to the humor-challenged? |
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nodehopper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:25 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. Here's a challenge for you: |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:40 PM Response to Reply #42 |
46. I don't recall that anyone was discussing the tortured detainees... |
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nodehopper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 11:23 PM Response to Reply #46 |
53. I was just pointing out the logical fallacy |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 12:19 AM Response to Reply #53 |
58. "Ad hominem attack"?? Hey, if I wanted to really attack you,... |
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nodehopper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 11:19 AM Response to Reply #58 |
72. what's that supposed to mean? is that a threat? |
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Shadder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 12:50 PM Response to Reply #72 |
76. And your in the wrong room. |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 01:22 PM Response to Reply #72 |
84. "Rude"?? And you remind me of the following "Monty Python" skit... |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 01:36 PM Response to Reply #53 |
87. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish |
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Shadder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 01:54 PM Response to Reply #87 |
90. No it isn't! |
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The Stranger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 09:30 AM Response to Reply #24 |
69. Great. Thanks for the free clue. Now I feel so much better. No really, |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 01:37 PM Response to Reply #69 |
88. Ah, yes...yet another attempt to avoid humor, "black" though it may be.... |
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Fridays Child (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
25. Maybe she's a member of the Dead Parrots Society. |
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Lou_C (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
27. I hate people like that |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 07:26 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. more... |
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Lou_C (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 07:30 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. The thought of all of those beautiful birds being killed makes me |
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ParanoidPat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 11:06 PM Response to Reply #29 |
51. Well how about this....... |
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Lou_C (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 02:14 AM Response to Reply #51 |
60. Sometimes I hate eagles and i know that sounds bad |
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Judi Lynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
32. Her entrepreneurial spirit would stir the hearts of Republicans everywhere |
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Eye and Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:45 PM Response to Reply #32 |
49. Does the RNC accept donations of dead parrots? They have plenty live ones. |
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Eye and Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-18-04 09:46 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. On second thought, did the membership of FreeRepublic drop by 266? |
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Nihil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 02:47 AM Response to Reply #50 |
61. Quick - do a head count in Congress and the Senate! |
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SideshowScott (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 02:09 AM Response to Original message |
59. As a former Parrot Owner i find the news horrifying and sad |
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Judi Lynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 03:02 AM Response to Reply #59 |
62. You were lucky to be acquainted with two of these wonderful creatures |
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phrenzy (941 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 03:30 AM Response to Reply #62 |
63. Awwwww.... |
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SideshowScott (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 04:25 AM Response to Reply #62 |
65. Parrots are VERY Smart Birds and can be very sweet..Cockatoos as well.. |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 09:42 AM Response to Reply #59 |
70. Indeed! |
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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 01:15 PM Response to Reply #59 |
80. Good story about your parrots and the other birds on this thread. |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 04:04 AM Response to Original message |
64. I deny everything. n/t |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 12:28 PM Response to Reply #64 |
74. heh |
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BadGimp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
75. Polly want a coffin? |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 12:57 PM Response to Original message |
78. Some accomplices of hers were arrested too |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 01:13 PM Response to Reply #78 |
79. LOL!! |
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Shadder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 01:17 PM Response to Reply #78 |
81. Also with them |
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Media_Lies_Daily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
89. Well, at least they weren't dead lumberjacks.... |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-19-04 05:39 PM Response to Reply #89 |
91. Or film ... |
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