Terrorist Group Endorses Bush

[neverborn]

" it was not possible to find a leader "more foolish than you (Bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom."

In comments addressed to Bush, the group said:

"Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the Arab and Muslim nation as civilization."

"Because of this we desire you (Bush) to be elected."

The group said its cells were ready for another attack and time was running out for allies of the United States. "

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20040317/wl_nm/security_spain_truce_dc&e=2&ncid=721

[JohnLocke]

1. Really? I thought it was an Onion article when I read the subject line.

[neverborn]

3. It's from Reuters

... I thought it was Onion too when I read it :x

[RedSock]

2. is this for real?

i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[qanda]

4. Wow! What an endorsement.

eom

[prodigal_green]

5. Well, WE knew THAT didn't we

*'s the best PR they've ever had!!

[DS1]

6. uhh, pot meet kettle?

We'll stop blowing shit up when you get smart and stop blowing shit up?

[Homer12]

7. NO surprise to me

[Rex]

8. This is further proof that Karl Rove really does have a twisted

sense of humor!

"We support you and not Kerry...snicker..."

Love and Bombs,
Madcow (snicker)

[Turbineguy]

9. OK, so now if we keep Bush we will

be playing into the hands of the terrorists!

Looks like there's only one thing for an America loving Patriot like Bush to do, get his name off that ballot! (Oh, and take Cheney with you.)

[kingdom cum]

12. He'll never do that

Unfortunately (picture sad face here)

[DS1]

10. Interesting slip in that article, listed names possible next countries but

one city in specific - Oslo...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

39. Norway is in the Coalition of the Weasels? (nt)

[fishnfla]

11. Shrub is like "cunning?"

"when I was the texas souffle down in 'bama I 'usta get some o that, 'fore I got hitched to Laura"

"No Mr. President, its not a sexual thing, it means 'clever' "

"Well dayum, I kin get me some of that too"

[ewagner]

13. This is too much.

First, we don't know if the group is for real.

Second, with so much psy-ops going on with AQ who the hell knows what the intention really is.

Third, the script looks like it was written by a 14-year-old video RPG geek.

I'll pass on this as significant information.

[Hav]

14. .

Terrorists: We want Bush elected because no one is as foolish as Bush...

Strong on national defense that Bush guy is right?? Right?
That should totally show that he is anything than strong on national defense.
That would make a great but not too succesful TV ad.

[codegreen]

15. anyone with a FreeRepublic account? post this! "Al Quada endorses Bush"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

41. I'll send a Linux CD to the first one who actually does this. No kidding.

eom

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

46. And speaking of rabid RWers...

It's frightening how much this quote looks like a Coulterite rant if you just switch countries:

"Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the American people as civilization."

[orwell]

16. Vote Mullah

Allah be praised. Vote Mullah Bush & Mullah Cheney in 2004.

LOL

O

[Disturbed]

22. Bushco

Al Quada knows that the Bush Crime Syndicate is the top recruiter for them.

[Piperay]

17. WOW...

enjoy your endorsement chimpy. :evilgrin:

[jpak]

18. Yo Chimp!

Allah luvs you!

[Safi]

19. The name of the author is Opheera McDoom

Opheera McDoom, thats right, and the really funny thing is, its *actually* the name of a real journalist.

Google it.

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&client=REAL-tb&q=opheera+mcdoom

[Windy]

20. The terrorist group in question is Al Queda

You can see the entire context of the statment that has been translated at http://www.itshappening.com Register and go to the AlNeda forum and check under Iraq and Spain headings, or go to the general news/terrorism section and check under the same headings.

FYI this forum translated several Al Q statements made on muslim extremist websites before Christmas last year warning that Spain and Italy would be the next countries to be hit. This latest statement is rather chilling.

Just a heads up...

[David Zephyr]

21. Bush, Like Kerry, Can Now Also Claim Endorsement From "Foreign Leaders"

Well, the White House, in its race to go tit-for-tat with John Kerry,has quickly come up with some foreign leaders of their own who are willing to go on the record endorsing Mr. Bush for President...even if it has to be al Qaeda.

So there! George Bush has his foreign supporters, too!

[joeunderdog]

23. Why do I find myself enjoying this revelation?

Rush was saying today how not blowing up every suspected terrorist country to bits "simply was not working."

Hmmmmm. Let's see...peaceful presidents, less terrorism. Arrogant, aggressive asshole as president, world in turmoil...hmmmmm.

[Kimber Scott]

24. This is too weird to be legit.

Do the terrorists really think they're running shit now? I don't get it. Endorsements? What the f---?

[rinsd]

25. Agree

This is just bizarre....

"Don't elect Kerry he will destroy us" sounds like Homer Simpson practicing reverse psychology. Not that Kerry won't take the fight to them but it just seem plain odd to state it like that.

[Almost_there]

32. It is just weird...

Yeah, its sort of like someone who doesn't understand reverse psychology getting really confused after smoking a lid of grass, and trying to explain the infinite size of the universe, or that C-A-T really spells DOG.

Is this group Al Queda, or, a splinter group? They article indicates they are followers of a guy who was killed in a raid a while ago. Perhaps they are channeling his spirit, and their cell phone reception was off, so, the message got a bit garbled.

:dunce:

~Almost

[Kimber Scott]

33. I think your pot analogy is right on

These guys don't seem to be thinking too straight.

[Robbien]

38. Al Queda wants America brought down. Who better than Bush

He is doing a terrific job. We are near bankrupt and China/Japan is going to stop supporting our debt 3/31. We have lost almost all our international support and we have an overextended military. We produce almost nothing, our exports are mainly agricultural.

We are a poor agrarian country. They did not have to take us down. Bush did it for them.

[gristy]

50. "China/Japan is going to stop supporting our debt 3/31."

What does this mean? Do you have a link?

[Minstrel Boy]

43. "sounds like Homer Simpson practicing reverse psychology"

That's perfect! :evilgrin:

[Sophree]

49. I know!

I mean, who gave Al-Qaeda a seat at the political table? Oh yeah, George W. Bush did when he declared "war" on them.

Seriously, though, this is really strange.

[truthisfreedom]

26. and what did we expect?

[Career Prole]

27. See, Dub?

Not all foreign leaders support JK!

[ElementaryPenguin]

28. The author is Opheera McDoom!!!!

Sounds rrrrreal legit. Jeez! Is this how low Reuters has sunk?

:silly:

:spank:

[Rex]

29. LOL! She exists!

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Opheera+McDoom&sa=N&tab=wn

Life really is weirder than fiction.

[Just Me]

36. Opheera McDoom sounds like a Lemony Snicket character!!!

This individual evidently has a number of aQ messages. I wonder exactly who's "plant" she is!!!

[Occulus]

45. I'm taking that with some salt.

A whole shaker full. Look at the dates of publication. There are eight results listed for her name; thus, eight dates. None of the dates given are prior to 2/28/04, and they span, collectively, less than a month, and due to duplicates, there are only five articles listed.

This is blatant propaganda masquerading as real news- something right out of the Nazi playbook, I might add. This is, IMO, completely fake.

It's intended to push people into voting for Kerry. Reverse psychology indeed, and this is a very slick ploy. I think perhaps their intentions are to allow * to be dismissed, only to find a way to keep him there in spite of elections.

Picture this: Bombing in Spain. Bush supporters are ousted. Eight articles, all during a span of less than a month. A suspicious-sounding name for the reporter. Letter endorsing Bush because "Kerry will destroy us." November elections happen, and Kerry wins. There's a big bombing here. Repubs, still in office, whip out this letter. Argue, successfully, for martial law. Transfer of power does not occur.

It would be just like * to give the people their little vote day and let them scream their little hearts out and then say "HAHA, fool you!" There are just too many suspicious things going on regarding this bombing for me to believe that it isn't more than simple terrorism.

Something much bigger is going on.

[Safi]

30. Dude, google Opheera McDoom

Its evidently an actual journalist. Surreal shiite.

[ElementaryPenguin]

37. Wow! Thanks for the enlightenment!

Opheera McDoom is an actual journalist, and George W. Bush is actually the most powerful man on earth! I just can't believe the shit that's going down these days!

:wow:
:dunce:

[Occulus]

48. read Post #45

I don't buy this for a moment. The Google results only make me more suspicious.

[The Stranger]

31. More Bush "LINKS" to Terrorism.

Maybe he should go to Guantanamo.

[Just Me]

34. Why can't I stop laughing?

Alright. Which one of you "liberuls" planted this story at yahoo *LOL*?

I am aghast!!! This is the craziest thing I have ever seen!!!

I wonder who will be "authenticating" this particular communication. It should be "authenticated" right away, doncha' think!!!

[Hotler]

47. Ya, what Just Me said....

what a hoot. Beer shot out my nose.

[iamjoy]

35. Could Be Reverse Psychology or...

could be that "they" know Kerry has stated he wants to put more pressure on Saudi Arabia to become more democratic and less radical, fundamentalist Muslim.

These terrorists don't want democracy. They like being able to have multiple wives and to beat them for allowing a bit of hair to slip from their chador.

[Just Me]

42. How would "they" know Kerry's position on Saudi Arabia?

Hell, I don't even know Kerry's position on Saudi Arabia. Anybody here know Kerry's position on Saudi Arabia?

[proud patriot]

40. Why is it saying it's not rated yet ?

Strange ...

[Vladimir]

44. This has to be

some kind of prank. But its still damn funny...

V

[NashVegas]

51. Locking

This is what happens when the mods take a nap. Sorry.

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