Not a very happy day for the occupation storm troopers

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Hey Guyz: Allahu Akbar: Well, not a very happy day for the occupation storm trooperz, they can call it, um bloody Monday, because unlike what Reuters and others are reporting, there were 4 whacked (former Iron Horse storm trooperz) in the Baaqubah incident, and for those who um doubt my reports, the incident occured in Hai Al-Shuhadda'.

You can turn your TVs on Al-Jazeerah and hear the accounts of first-hand witnesses, reporting how scared the poor trooperz were and how quickly they picked up their dead, um I mean their liberated scum.

Well, I also wanted to comment on Saturday's incident in Fellujah where detachments of the Glorious Republican Guard ( and you can read an interesting article written by Joevialls.co.uk, on the preparedness of the Guard) attacked a Police Station and City Hall (Al-Qaem Maqamieh), and managed to free exactly 86 iraqi prisoners in a daring and um courageous operation which lasted for more than an hour.

What I wanted to say about the fellujah incident was that the americanz were no where to be seen. The Republican Guard even st up road blocks leading to the attack site and warned shop keeperz to um stay away. What is also more fascinating or humiliating (depending on how you um look at it), is that the Iraqi police were on their radioz and walkie talkiez begging the fat general who heads the 82nd air-borne division, and of course let us not forget the inveterate mouthpiece Josslyn "Aunt Jamima" Eberle, to PLEASSSSE come in and help us, PLEASSSE rush to our rescue, but the storm trooperz were, um again, no where to be seen.

WOW, what a stark um reminder of the last dayz of the Israeli occupation of Southern Lebanon, when Israeli troops even bombed their own collaborator-alliez. Is there a message in all of this? You bet the cost of Condi Rice's next plastic surgery. The message is that the american trooperz have withdrawn from the citiez of the Sunnah, and left their spiez to their own devices, because the vaunted storm trooperz can barely um defend themselves. Happy whacking, and trust me, there is a premium on the head of each storm trooper, the 82nds are my favorites. Love, RPG Man

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