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Doctor Cynic (965 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 04:32 PM Original message |
Intelligent 'have better sperm' |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
1. Let me know when the market value for smart sperm rises. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
2. Who knew I had a few billion miniature Michael Phelpses swimming around in there? |
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catnhatnh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
3. I just checked... |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 05:57 PM Response to Original message |
4. If I had only known...I could have used that as an excuse! |
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Festivito (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
5. No wonder dictators kill the intelligentsia--increases their chances. |
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ElboRuum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
6. Of course it's bad quality... |
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TygrBright (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
7. heehee.... Betcha Obama's sperm can leap tall buildings in a single bound! n/t |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
8. My sperm are so smart they swim in formation. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 06:20 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Ha! My sperm built a boat |
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dipsydoodle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 06:45 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. Yes but mine |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 07:03 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Drat! |
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PfcHammer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 01:54 PM Response to Reply #14 |
25. My sperm are honor students |
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keroro gunsou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-08-08 02:57 PM Response to Reply #25 |
47. not exactly |
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GentryDixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
9. I wonder how much it cost to figure that out. |
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pipoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-07-08 02:35 AM Response to Reply #9 |
36. Don't know but it sure took a looooong time to compile the data... |
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benld74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
11. Really?! |
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sofa king (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
12. Too bad smarter sperm doesn't make smarter people. |
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Uncle Joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
15. That's because, if intelligent sperm doesn't know the way, |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 10:25 PM Response to Original message |
16. Great; more fodder for the pro-eugenics asshats. |
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Dr.Phool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 04:36 AM Response to Original message |
17. Blonde joke coming......must keep mouth shut....... |
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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 05:08 AM Response to Original message |
18. "Intelligence" - as measured with what, by who? |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 09:46 AM Response to Reply #18 |
21. Get over yourself, IQ measures are hardly controversial |
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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 02:55 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. IQ measures are in fact very controversial, & "g" is bullshit. |
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TheDoorbellRang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 11:19 PM Response to Reply #21 |
34. IQ tests have been controversial for decades |
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TWiley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 07:06 AM Response to Original message |
19. Females of higher beauty harvest better sperm |
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Honeycombe8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 04:43 PM Response to Reply #19 |
29. Why use "beauty" as the gauge for women, when "intelligence" is the gauge being discussed? |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-08-08 02:14 PM Response to Reply #19 |
46. Was that supposed to be funny? |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 08:04 AM Response to Original message |
20. Sounds like a new pick-up line |
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nolabels (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 11:31 PM Response to Reply #20 |
35. Something about the line " Don't worry, i am only stupid enough to be shooting blanks" might...... |
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jody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
22. When will society decide that only men with high IQ can have more than one child? n/t |
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Occulus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
23. At least my gay sperm dresses better |
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lumberjack_jeff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
24. What a paradox! |
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AlphaCentauri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
26. How many kids did Einstein have? |
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Honeycombe8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 04:43 PM Response to Reply #26 |
30. You mean that he knew of? He was a womanizer. nt |
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ohio2007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
28. what dumbass paid for that "study" ? |
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Honeycombe8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
31. Then why are there so many stooopid people in the world? Are the smart men... |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
32. could it be that intelligence leads to healthier eating habits which produce healthier sperm? |
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0rganism (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
33. Intelligent sperm swim smarter, not harder (nt) |
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pipoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-07-08 02:43 AM Response to Original message |
37. I wonder why the people I see with the most kids |
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librechik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-07-08 01:24 PM Response to Original message |
38. leave Trig alone! It's not Todd's fault!!!!! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-07-08 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
39. I'm smarter than a 5th grader |
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JonQ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-07-08 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
40. Which is entirely compensated for |
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bamacrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-07-08 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
41. Then why do so many unintelligent have so many kids. |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-08-08 06:47 AM Response to Original message |
42. Perhaps, but the fact remains that there are sperm that can be *too* healthy.. |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-08-08 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
43. Then WHY OH WHY are there so many stupid people? |
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Nihil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-08-08 01:06 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. Simply outnumbered. |
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Alter Ego (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-08-08 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
45. IQ 135, ladies. |
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