Jurors to get Sen. Stevens corruption case today

[catgirl]

Source: Associated Press

WASHINGTON – Jury deliberations should begin today in the corruption trial for veteran Sen. Ted Stevens.
The 84-year-old Stevens has said that he wants a verdict by Election Day, and it now seems more likely that he will get it. The veteran Republican is charged with lying on Senate financial disclosure forms about $250,000 in home renovations and other gifts he received from his friend, millionaire oil contractor Bill Allen. The jury gets the case Wednesday.

Read more: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081022/ap_on_go_co/stevens_trial;_ylt=AoXGxUUiPbGkJX1qxCIHoe2s0NUE

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Crossing my fingers for a guilty verdict!

[Lint Head]

1. I hope it is quick. If it is quick that means they found him guilty

as hell. Palin will be next. :dem:

[Ian David]

2. Deliberation should take maybe ten minutes.

Foreman: Let's start with the massage chair.
Juror #1: He says he was storing it for the contractor. Not guilty!
Foreman: Here is the thank-you card he sent to the contractor, saying, "Thank you for the massage chair."
Juror #1: Guilty!
Juror #2: Guilty!
Juror #3: Do we really have to look at anything else? I mean, really? I haven't been home in time to watch 'The View' in weeks.
Foreman: Okay, so we're all agreed... guilty on all counts? Good! Let's get out of here and watch 'The View' at my house.

[Stuart G]

3. Let us hear it for the famous massage chair....hip, hip, hurray! nt

[mopinko]

4. should we start a pool? how long they deliberate, with years sentenced as

a tie breaker?

[cboy4]

5. The really should build one large prison for all of the

crooked Republicans.

I think we're running out of room.