Dog rape attempt goes astray

[Chicago Democrat]

Dog rape attempt goes astray
From correspondents in Bangkok
February 4, 2004

A THAI man was mauled when he drunkenly tried to rape a dog which fiercely resisted his advances, news reports said yesterday.

Police in Samut Prakan province, on Bangkok's southeastern fringes, told the Thai Rath newspaper that Toryip Rawang, 33, had been drinking heavily with friends before Monday's incident.

Toryip was questioned by police after residents of the area notified local authorities when they saw the bloodied man walking along a road.

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.

But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt and tried to stagger home.

Under further questioning Toryip admitted to previously raping three dogs while he was under the influence of alcohol.

He told police he always became aroused when he drank heavily but did not have enough money to pay a prostitute.

Police said Toryip had been given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule.

AAP


http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8579692%5E13762,00.html

[brainwashed_youth]

1. .........

what do you say to something like that? i am totally speechless

[TacticalPeek]

2. Guy shoulda tried for a

BJ.

To cull the herd.

[Scurrilous]

3. LOL

Good one! :thumbsup:

[raifield]

4. Hey, she was asking for it!

She was defintely coming on to me, officer, all wagging her tail suggestively and panting. Really, you've gotta believe me!

[0rganism]

5. Dog rape? No, no, no. Think, man!

> he always became aroused when he drank heavily but did not have
> enough money to pay a prostitute.

:crazy:
Toryip, you idiot, that's what jacking off is for. It's safe, easy, free, and promotes a healthy prostate.

[yellowcanine]

6. "and promotes a healthy prostate."

Ah - you're just saying that aren't you? Really?

[0rganism]

8. My friend, I would not mislead you in a matter so very important

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

If you ever need a reason to squeeze the lizard, just think of this article and rejoice.

[JeebusH]

7. "....tried to rape a dog which fiercely resisted his advances....."

"Hey baby, daddy's got a brand new bone"

[Moderator]

9. Dupe

And this story is better suited for the Lounge

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=717677