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ECH1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:27 PM Original message |
Sex and the Faithful Soldier |
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Gato Moteado (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
1. reminds me of arlo's "alice's restaurant" |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:54 PM Response to Reply #1 |
11. "And I started jumping up and down, yellin' 'KILL! KILL! KILL!!'" |
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JudyM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
2. How wonderful for the soldiers: make them feel guilty about masturbating! |
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Lubernaut (614 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:40 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Yes... |
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Gato Moteado (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:41 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. they want them to be pure...... |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
4. Somehow I think... |
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sarcasmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 09:00 PM Response to Reply #4 |
23. It is a form of our new American Theocracy. |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
6. Alrighty then |
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gizmo1979 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
7. HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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jayctravis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 02:24 PM Response to Reply #7 |
43. A friend of mine said that the soldiers essentially |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
8. Halelujia! Now stop schtupping the prisoners! n/t |
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MisterP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
9. Mao's Li'l Red Book? |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 10:24 PM Response to Reply #9 |
49. The evil chaplain I remember... |
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China_cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
10. ...comes from anyone or anything but your wife |
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uniden (111 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
12. poor soldiers |
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celestia671 (854 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 07:37 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. Are there even prostitutes in Iraq? |
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ECH1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 07:40 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Yes there are alot of prostitutes in Iraq |
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uniden (111 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 07:41 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. supply and demand :-) |
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jonnyblitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 07:54 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. where there is military, there are prostitutes. somehow. trust me. nt |
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Book Lover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 10:29 PM Response to Reply #20 |
50. Hell, where there are *men*, there are prostitutes (nm) |
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sonicx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
13. So it's OK to shoot another human being... |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
14. Yeah, and the Vatican wants to equip them with a |
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Divernan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
15. Navy docs advised submariners & their spouses to masturbate |
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sendero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
16. If I know I could die any day.. |
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CoffeeCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 08:37 PM Response to Original message |
21. Ironical.... |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 09:39 AM Response to Reply #21 |
38. Meanwhile |
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nookiemonster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
22. Sounds like a load of "horseshit" from some repressed wankers. |
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Lexingtonian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
24. this is funny! |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 09:13 AM Response to Reply #24 |
34. No, it'll be the other way around... |
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TechBear_Seattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-29-05 10:58 PM Response to Original message |
25. "[A]nyone, or anything but your wife." |
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OneBlueSky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 01:37 AM Response to Original message |
26. pretty soon, we'll need a movement to protect masturbation rights . . . |
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Theres-a (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 01:41 PM Response to Reply #26 |
42. From my cold dead hands! |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 01:40 AM Response to Original message |
27. They want to keep soldiers from masturbating? Won't that make it |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 01:55 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Masturbation is much worse than extramarital sex... |
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kskiska (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 02:23 AM Response to Original message |
29. DUPE |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 02:23 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Protect their sexual purity. |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 02:23 AM Response to Reply #29 |
31. "... and masturbation ..." ??!! |
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MnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 02:23 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Gosh, chaplain, can't I just do it 'til I need glasses? |
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mestup (756 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 02:23 AM Response to Reply #29 |
33. "as more chaplains come from evangelical Christian traditions" |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
35. Oh, keep yourself "Sexually Pure"! By ALL means! |
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ihelpu2see (935 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 09:20 AM Response to Original message |
36. Just waite until your married???.... Nothing like marrige to decrease the |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 07:32 AM Response to Reply #36 |
54. I noticed that, too. Both marriages. |
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ihelpu2see (935 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
37. And what of the female sodiers are they allowed to masturbate?? eom |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 04:30 PM Response to Reply #37 |
45. Well, of course, no GOOD woman would have sexual desires |
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Danmel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
39. These people need therapy |
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newspeak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
40. I believe it was Wilhelm Reich |
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mopinko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 10:08 AM Response to Reply #40 |
57. ding, ding, ding |
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rayofreason (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
41. Its not masturbation... |
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Kailassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
44. And it's all based on a misinterpretation of the bible. |
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VegasWolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
46. Wonder how much the Bush Defense Dept paid the Christian lunies |
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agincourt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
47. It's about the clerics having absolute power, |
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deadparrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
48. Holy fuck. Let those poor men and women do what they need |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
51. I remember my fundie chaplain |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-30-05 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
52. In the first Persian Gulf War, my brother said |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 02:42 AM Response to Original message |
53. lol |
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Vinca (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 07:38 AM Response to Original message |
55. This is beyond belief. Masturbation? |
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B3Nut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 09:59 AM Response to Reply #55 |
56. Why, because... |
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grilled onions (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-31-05 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
58. The Salt Peter Cookbook |
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