Iraq Qaeda says Zarqawi in 'good health'-Web sites

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Iraq Qaeda says Zarqawi in 'good health'-Web sites


DUBAI (Reuters) - Iraq's al Qaeda said on Friday its leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was in good health after being wounded and was leading operations in Iraq, according to a statement posted on the Internet.

"Our Sheikh is in good health and is running the jihad himself and has been overseeing the details of operations up to the time this statement was prepared," the group's spokesman said in a posting issued on Islamist Web sites.

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[ozymandius]

1. It's true. Here's a picture of him being helped onto a cart.

[SteppingRazor]

2. Oh, drat.

Apparently, the man's impervious to bullets. How many times has he been reported shot now? And didn't we report him as having only one leg before the war, only to realize that he has two? What did he, regenerate it? Man, I didn't realize the war on terror was so serious. It appears we're up against the advanced terminator from T-2.

[CottonBear]

3. He's in good health except for that missing leg.

Zarqawi sick.
Zarqawi healthy.
Zarqawi close to capture.
Zarqawi on the lam.
Zarqawi dead.
Zarqawi alive.

:eyes:

[leftofcool]

4. It's Al Qaeda's "golden moment." eom

[Warren Stupidity]

5. he grew a new lung EOM

[Gyre]

6. 'Iraq Qaeda '

Also known as Blackwater Contractors Inc.

[CJCRANE]

7. "Iraq Qaeda"

It's like seeing words morph in front of your eyes.

Osama Bin Laden=>Saddam Hussein
Al-Qaeda=>Iraq Qaeda

[Enraged_Ape]

8. BREAKING: Zarqawi Photographed in Iraqi Desert with WMD

[KittyWampus]

9. Now THAT'S A Super Genius