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Best Jon Stewart Quotes of All Time

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." --Jon Stewart

"Legend has it that every time you say, 'Happy Holidays,' an angel gets AIDS." --Jon Stewart on the War on Christmas

"The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems and illuminate problems heretofore unseen, or it can use its magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden, unexpected dangerous-flaming-ant epidemic. If we amplify everything, we hear nothing." --Jon Stewart, in his closing remarks at the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear

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