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No, the oil will not be sucked up by a hurricane, ignited by lightning, and toast Mexico and Texas to a cinder.
No, toxic oil rain will not be landing on the blue mountains, or anywhere else, in a conspiracy to destroy all organic crops and sell toxic oil rain resistant Monsanto foodstuffs.
No, the oil gusher will not create a subterranean cavity which will collapse and create a megatsunami that reaches the supersonic speed of 300 mph and destroys florida.
No, the ocean is not boiling like acid. Whatever the fuck that means.
No, super toxic oil will not combine with super toxic detergent to great some new ultra super toxin that kills any clean up work it comes in contact with.
No, the tectonic plates will not lose their precious lubricants and cease up.
No, the oceans will not be killed resulting in the depletion of oxygen in the atmosphere.
No, the mermen of Atlantis will not rise up and poke us with their tridents.
No, just because BP is deceitful and dishonest, it does not mean that everything you can imagine is therefore true.
OK, I've made one of those claims up. But other people have made the other things up, and unlike me they were being serious.
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