Reply #24: I'm just expressing my jealousy. [View All]

[Kurovski]

Really, I wouldn't mind living next door to Sarah Palin. It would take at least 4-5 years before I got sick of her crap. Maybe even 6-7 years if her husband mowed the lawn with his shirt off.

But VP? No way, no how, etc.

Pervert you say? Your use of fifteen question marks constitutes an appalling perversion of grammatical rules. Any more than three is an outrage of filthy, contemptible savagery. The same goes for the ellipses.

If it weren't so shockingly abnormal, it might be arousing. It must be to some. I wouldn't know. I'm perfectly normal. I'm what they call "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" normal. I could be a character in the Bible, that's how good I am.

Now get cuttin' on programming those voting machines!