Reply #2: Here in Canada, we have the Rhinoceros Party [View All]

[Canuckistanian]

Well, actually the Neorhino Party:

http://www.neorhino.ca/

They're a rebirth of the original party. Their campaign consisted of only one main principle - they promise not to keep any promises.

The Neorhinos have some interesting platform planks this year:

1)"take away soldiers' weapons, replace them with paintball guns, and repaint Havana
2)a national gas barbecue registry (a dig at our controversial gun registry)

and

3)a guaranteed weekly orgasm.