Reply #101: Look - I ENJOY driving my SUV, okay? [View All]

[Lautremont]

I haul things wherever I go and all the roads are bumpy where I live and how else can I get my filthy obnoxious family to Wal-Mart? And HOW DARE YOU ask why I own an SUV! I'm totally liberal!

And I smoke because I'm addicted, okay? I hate it! Also, I enjoy it! And HOW DARE YOU ask why I smoke! It's because I enjoy it, hate it, can't stop, and am curiously proud of it for reasons I can't quite admit to myself!

And I eat steak! I eat it because it's juicy! And HOW DARE YOU ask why I eat steak! I'm as liberal as they come!

And I HAVE TO SHOP AT WAL-MART! I have absolutely no choice! It's the only store within walking distance, which doesn't matter because I drive there in my SUV, but that's beside the point! The point is, HOW DARE YOU ask why I shop at Wal-Mart in a thread I started myself by announcing that I shop at Wal-MArt, which I do because I'm so liberal, and none of this is any of your business. And HOW DARE YOU ask?

Oh, wait... you didn't ask?