26. That's OK. I have to apologize for a dumb criminal in Dayton that Keith didn't mention.
Although he was well worthy of making Best Persons for dumb criminals.
This guy has been arrested and charged with stealing about $400 worth of merchandise from a clothing store. No, they didn't grab him in the parking lot as the alarms were going off when he left the store. They took their time and went to his place later and arrested him.
How did they know where he lived? Because he had given them his address...ON THE JOB APPLICATION HE HAD FILLED OUT AND LEFT WITH THEM BEFORE HE LEFT THE STORE!!!!!
(A thoroughly consternated Keith tosses papers in air as ZZ Top sings "Sharp Dressed Man")
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