rape only hurts if you fight it [View All]

[niyad]

(for those of you who haven't seen this particular piece of crap and the commentary on huffpo:

4616.1

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/2007/02/10/satire-or-just-stupid-a_e_40903.html
Is a commentary on the following story, which appeared in a college newspaper

http://www.topix.net/forum/source/hartford-courant/T9LTO0FOADIEM8G8F/p2

Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder, but I strongly disagree. Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benifits society as a whole. I realize many of you will disagree with this thesis, but lend me your ears and I'm sure I'll sway you towards a darkened alley.
If it weren't for rape, Western Civilization might not exist as we know it today. When the Romans were faced with a disproportionate ratio of women to men in the early kingdom, they had to do something, lest their flidgling society die for lack of sons. To solvetheir little dilemma, they did what any reasonable man would do: they threw a festival for their little dilemma, they threw a festival for their Sabine neighbors, and then stole and raped their women. It's quite logical; in fact I don't understand why the settlers at Plymoth didn't do the same to the local Indians--it certainly would have saved on shipping costs.