Reply #1: Don't forget Kinky Friedman! [View All]

[Rufus T. Firefly]

He's running too. I'll probably be voting for him, because the Rethugs are going to win anyway.

http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/

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One of the great political stories in generations is about to unfold, as Richard 'Kinky' Friedman, humorist, performer, mystery writer and Texas Monthly columnist, threatens to run for the governorship of the state of Texas in 2006. Friedman certainly would bring a whole new ballgame into Austin 's capitol building, and he would do so as an Independent candidate and political amateur.

"The professionals gave us the Titanic, amateurs gave us the Ark. Career politicians are ribbon cutters. They see the governor's office as a job; I see it as an opportunity to make that Lone Star shine again.”

“I'm an Independent, which is the party of George Washington, Teddy Roosevelt, Sam Houston, and Davy Crockett.”

As Governor, Kinky, or “the Kinkster”, would:

• Legalize casino gambling to fund education.
• Abolish political correctness “We didn't get to be the Lone Star state by being politically correct.”
• Take a good look at death row. “We need to make sure that we're not putting innocent people to death, which I believe we are.”
• Outlaw the de-clawing of cats.
• Bring young people into his administration. “Young people are less corrupt. They are the future of Texas ; it's theirs to win or lose.”