Reply #6: Dennis should publically thank the armed forces for capturing him [View All]

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Dennis should issue a press release and get on TV (somehow) to publically thank the troops. In fact, he can then mention that now that Bin Laden has been caught, it's a great time to bring the troops home in 90 days. He should also propose a raise for all enlisted service members, just to remind everyone whose side we're on.