Reply #95: Aha! *gasp!* [View All]

[MurikanDemocrat]

OH MY GOD! The secret gay agenda!!

You will try to impose equal rights for all citizens! Marriage is only for “normal” couples, you see. Those naughty, naughty gay people will cheapen the sanctity of divorce! Family values will be a sham! The Falwell’s, the Phelps, and religious right will not have their hypocrisy exposed!

I shall have to consult my Skull and Bones rep to dig up dirt on you. Surely there is a clandestine Boner in your past. I know just the DUer well versed in digging up spooks and spinning them into useful paranoia to instill hysteria among the masses. I shall consult him immediately.

Mark my words; I’ll have a press release ready for Drudge by weeks end. You must be stopped. The people of this country must be saved.