Darker than Barbie? You`re probably a terrorist. [View All]

[democrank]

This is one of those days that I`m grateful I have white skin and old lady gray hair. I don`t look like one of Bush`s "terrorists" so I`m probably not going to end up on a torture plane to Waterboardistan.

After reading some of Bush`s comments during his "press conference" today, I`m beginning to lean toward using a tip line to turn in anyone darker than Barbie. I just can`t take chances anymore.
Not with random hair gels, not with that Virginia-born Mr. Sidarth Senator Allen recently welcomed to America.

Why do you think Bush avoids rubbing elbows with the Black Caucus? The campers in New Orleans? He can`t take any chances either. Has to stick with what he knows. Just like Senator Allen. If we go along with all this mixing, we`ll have gated communities filled with...well...terrorists or sorta-like terrorists. Then neighborhood barbecues and car pooling will be out the window.

Fear is a patriotic thing. So is suspicion of anyone who doesn`t resemble The Framers. That`s why Rummy developed his shoot first, ask questions later policy. So, if you so much as hear a hint of a quack, look everywhere until you find a duck, then kill it.