Ann Coulter for RNC Chair!!!!!! [View All]

[Bouncy Ball]

I think Ann Coulter should have a nationally syndicated forum.

I think she should have her OWN TV show, on three networks, shown seven times a day. For an hour each time.

I think she should be able to say whatever crosses her little insane birdbrain all those seven hours a day, seven days a week.

I think she should be ENCOURAGED to say EXACTLY WHAT SHE FEELS.

About Democrats, journalists, Muslims, liberals, liberal professors, poor people, non-Christians, Europeans, Canadians, illegal immigrants!!!

It would be FAN-fucking-tastic for the Democrats.

Keep talkin' Ann! Keep talkin'! Hell, I wish she would say even crazier shit. I wish she'd come out with a book entitled "Ann's Crazy-Ass Thoughts on EVERYTHING." I love to bring up her latest crazy shit when I'm talking to a bush voter, and if they don't agree with her (and they usually don't), I love to tsk-tsk and gently imply that maybe they aren't really a republican if they don't agree with her. Throws them for a HELL of a loop.

But most of all, I wish the Republican National Committee would make her the PARTY CHAIR!!!! THE OFFICIAL PARTY SPOKESMAN!

She'd end up scaring the SHIT out of most people. And destroying the repukes.

Oh it'd be great!

ANN COULTER FOR RNC CHAIR!!!!!