The Passion of the Clinton [View All]

[Umbram]

Clinton was born the chosen candidate whose destiny it was to ascend to the presidency. Having proselytized whatever political message she believed would be best received at each village she visited, worrying not at all about ideals, she came to find herself with a group of apostles.

Always loyal, her apostles gladly taught the religion of the Clinton, which changed daily based upon whatever political winds were blowing. Sadly though, the people began ignoring the shifting and often poorly thought out messages of the Clinton.

Now, much saddened by the certain demise of their savior, the apostles of The Clinton have gathered to discuss how it is that the Chosen One failed her mission. Having determined that their relevance is ever decreasing, the apostles came go a brilliant, but utterly disingenuous plan - The Clinton was to become the Martyr for Feminism.

And thus it was that the apostles could maintain their righteous indignation all while completely ignoring the ineptitude of their prophet.

The End.