If I Could Give John Kerry One Piece Of Superficial Advice, It Would Be... [View All]

[THUNDER HANDS]

To not get anything done to his face, and not get too much makeup when he goes in for those 5 debates with Bush in October.

I like Kerry's face the way it is. It's long and droopy and statesmanly. It just looks like what a kid growing up would think a president would look like.

Sorta like the way I felt growing up and seeing Ronald Reagan as president.

I was a kid, didn't know anything about politics, but I just thought Reagan looked like what a president should look like.

John Kerry has that similar facial quality.

I know, this is a stupid thing to worry about, makeup and all. But you and I both know this is going to be analyzed over and over ad nauseum if Kerry goes in there looking like a game show host instead of presidential candidate.

Gore looked like one in the first or second debate (I think the first) and the stupid media picked up on that. I also remember a time in the primary, I believe it was when Kerry won the first super tuesday primary - he had a pink or peach or orange color tie on and he had his hands clasped with a big grin on his face.

And his face itself looked like it was plastered on.

I know, I know, it's a stupid thing to worry about. But Drudge ran that photo and it brought up the whole Botox thing. I just don't want to see that brought up again during the debates, when the issues they're arguing over should take presidence over how Kerry's face looked.

Or what color tie he's wearing. (please not peach)

Thank You.