Lunabush's Bad Joke Friday - In the Gungeon!!! [View All]

[Wickerman]

Come on down and join the bad joke fest here in the Gungeon.

Kind of a Friday tradition, we post bad jokes that have some sort of relationship to Justice and or Public Safety. In other words, as in the forum general, we post jokes about guns.

That is the main rule (outside fo the usual DU rules), it should contain some semblence of J/PS - you might offer an explanation of how it connects. The other rule is that you should laugh at my joke - I always post that as a qualifier - it never works, but I keep trying.

Ok, without further ado, here goes my bad joke Friday contribution (as a bonus its a WHOLE list!!):

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed?

8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why did n't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

ok, its true, I was hard up for a joke this week - so, lets see, 5, 8, and 9 have remote connections to J/PS.