Reply #11: We interupt this thread to bring you some breaking news... [View All]

[LibLabUK]

Tragedy struck today when two disturbed young men went on a rampage through their highschool in a Sports Utility Vehicle.

Eyewitnesses say the two youths drove the red Dodge Igotasmallphallus 28litre V8 through the halls of Formerlyanicecommunity High mowing down their terrified classmates.

Formerlyanicecommunity's police chief has confirmed that both youths have taken their own lives.

The number of casualties has not been released but it is expected to be high.

The Dodge Motor Company has released the following statement.

We at the Dodge Motor Company are saddened by the tragic events that are unfolding today in Formerlyanicecommunity. We make every effort to ensure that our products do not end up in the wrong hands. We would also like to make it clear that the front mounted debris scoop, which is commonly referred to as a "Pedestrian Sweeper", is just a cosmetic feature of the Igotasmallphallus 28litre V8.

We extend our deepest sympathy to those who suffered injury or loss today in Formerlyanicecommunity.

The American Automobile Association president, Chip Colddeadhands, has been avoiding our calls today, but his spokesman has said that the AAA intend to go ahead with their planned convention in Formerlyanicecommunity this weekend.

We can now return you to the previously scheduled thread, but we will bring you any further developments.