Reply #2: Two guys go ice fishing... [View All]

[MrBenchley]

And they start to cut a hole in the ice when a loud voice form above says "There are no fish under that ice."

So they move a little bit away and start cutting a hole, and again the voice says, "There are no fish under that ice."

So they move right out into the middle and start cutting a hole, and the voice says, "I told you! There are no fish under that ice!"

One of the fishermen says, "Is that you, Lord?"

And the voice says, "No. This is the manager of the skating rink."