Reply #17: okay, I give up [View All]

[iverglas]

I don't want to give the darlings any ideas, but what happens when they discover what they can do with a little gasoline, diswashing liquid, a bottle and a rag or tampon?

You stuff the tampon up the nose of the individual you wish to eliminate, you pour gasoline over his/her head, and then you light the tampon fuse hanging out of his/her nostril?

And s/he stands still while you do this? Are all your friends this stupid?

Or do you bring along a couple of buddies to hold him/her down while you complete the operation? And if so, could the three of you not really have figured out that a couple of boots to the head would have been a lot easier and cheaper -- and involved less risk of catching on fire?

What a strange world you seem to live in.