Except when they're saying --
- Peak Oil will destroy our society!
- All the fish, coral, bees, bunnies, and Na'vi will be dead by 2020/2050/2100/next Wednesday!
- Eeevil nukes will poison the whole planet!
- We're engineering a complete environmental collapse!
The Black and Yellow Races are breeding us into extinction!
- The environment will go into a full-on runaway greenhouse and the Earth will be Venus' twin in 500 years!
- We're poisoning the whole world with bisphenol, HFCS, and RED MEAT!
- Everybody is getting too fat for me to want to have sex with!
- It's not nice to fool Mother Nature! Karma is a bitch! You call it Corn, we call it Maize! War is over, if you want it, asshole!
- We're running out of oil! Running out, I say!
- Nukes! Nukes! Nukes! AAAARRGGHHH!
Obama is going to sell us out to the New World Order start a Race War just so nobody will find out he's a cannibal!
- The Rapture is coming!
- The End is near!
I have Seen the Future, and it wears a Mohawk, rides a Harley, and wants a piece of Mel Gibson's ass.
--d!
Okay ... "ass" is a metaphor for the body when violence is inflicted on it. Hope that helps.
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