Reply #1: You should really ask a Presbyterian, but anyway [View All]

[DuctapeFatwa]

boil some eggs. peel the eggs, cut them in half, longways.

take the yolks out, put them in a bowl with some Hellman's mayonnaise and regular yellow mustard, a little salt, a little white pepper.

Keep tasting it till it's right.

If you are an Episcopalian, I believe you are required to add a tiny bit of pickle juice.

fill the whites of the eggs with the yellow goo.

Sprinkle on top with dill weed. Now sprinkle with African cayenne pepper, unless you like tasteless food, in which case use paprika.